Posts Tagged: funny


11
Nov 09

Have an extra $24 and want to save your Christmas?!

Well do I have the thing for you or whaaaat?!

ornament-flask

Not only is it decorative but it’s functional! All you have to do is fill this christmas tree ornament with your hard liquor of choice then sneak it on to the tree the night before. Then when things get dicey at christmas dinner sneak over to the tree and wash all your problems away! Now only if they had a cornucopia flask for turkey day!

Buy your Christmas Tree Ornament Flask HERE!

♥ Shawnee

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19
Jul 09

Don’t go by the sale sign….

We found this at Target…. Right…. LOL

♥ Shawnee

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8
Jul 09

Clean Your HooHa!



This is the funniest thing ever!!! LOL

♥ Shawnee

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22
Mar 09

Shawnee says “Nice guys finish FIRST!” and an American Girl learns to pole dance!

So I am really tired of this “nice guys finish last” business. It’s not true! I have proof!!!!!!

Every nice guy I know is either scooped up by someone or is just not in that place in his life but has many admiring girls. So yeah every nice guy I know has done pretty damn good for himself.

So where does this “nice guys finish last” mentality come from? Oh I’ll tell you…

There a group of men who proclaim to be nice guys. They love to constantly remind you that they are indeed nice guys even though they have done nothing to prove it and you aren’t even bringing up the subject. It’s like a criminal really…

Random Criminal, “I had nothing to do with that car being stolen!”

Taco Bell Employee, “I just asked if it was for here or to go….”

See the comparison? It is also widely known that these guys are simply… full of shit.

I must admit though there are TWO kinds of “nice guys” who don’t have game.

1. The shy guy:

This is the nice guy who will take a girl out to dinner or to a movie but that’s as far as he gets. This guy almost always ends up in the friend category and is over looked as a potential lover. Why? Because the guys got no game! He doesn’t make a move on a girl most of the time we will think he is not interested . More often than not the shy guy a bitter taste in his mouth after many of these encounters but he never blames him self. It is always the girl’s fault. This usually takes said nice guy and moves him into the not nice guy category.

2. The hopeless guy:

This is the nice guy who gets hung up on one particular girl and drives himself insane. He does not realize that there are more fish in the sea and that girl is just not the one for him. So he shuns off many great girls and soon also drifts out of nice guy pond into the big loser lake. Why? Because girls no longer see him as a sweetheart and see him as a pathetic loser who isn’t worth their time. Being in love or having a uber crush is no reason to blow off other girls. Don’t date and take some time to get over it and stop leading on other girls then admitting to them later you are in love with some other girl.

So yeah nice guys don’t finish last…. self-proclaimed nice guys finish last! Also most nice guys just finish being nice guys because they do not know how to handle themselves.

On a completely different subject I was at best buy today digging through the cheap DS game bin and I came across this game…

And people give Miley guff for her silly myspace pictures! Isn’t this girl a little young to be pole dancing?

Peace!
♥ Shawnee

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