Posts Tagged: advice


9
Sep 09

I was going to write another guide to the ladies…

Then I found this!!!

“Ever forgot you girlfriend’s birthday? Problem solved. What about an anniversary? Does she simply get upset because you don’t talk to her enough?

With the humorous Girlfriend iPhone app (and possibly the answer to life, even at $0.99), all of these problems are solved. Here is a user testimonial to prove our point:

“My first three wives divorced me because I always forgot anniversaries. I am pretty sure my fourth marriage will work thanks to the Girlfriend app?” Mark, 22

This application allows you to set up automated text messages or emails to be sent to your significant other based on your specified criteria such as “Relationship Seriousness” and how often you would like to (or are expected to) communicate. Messages will be sent based on your criteria (every two hours to once a month) and will be randomly generated and sent based on your relationship seriousness level. Messages will possibly be humorous but never vulgar. Out database contains thousands of messages, enabling messages to constantly be fresh and original and signed with your name. Our system enables your significant other to respond to the message and the response will be sent to your email address.

In addition, we have an “Advanced Settings” feature, which enables you to enter relationship and personal information such as anniversary dates, birthdays, and even eye color. This way, you will never miss another date and your messages will be very specific. Example texts are shown below:

“I just drove by a brown barn and it reminded me of your eyes.”

“Did you know we started dating 37 days and 8 hours ago?”

There is a history feature as well, which lets you see what messages have been sent to your significant other and when so you are not thrown off guard if they come up in casual conversation.

In conclusion, forget male enhancement and steroids, all you really need is the Girlfriend iPhone app and your relationship health and sexual activity will increase significantly!

If you have purchased Girlfriend Keeper and have ideas or would like to contact us, please feel free to email support [at] girlfriendapp [dot] com. Thanks!”
-The Girlfriend Keeper site

Want to hold onto the girl of your dreams? Yeah there’s an app for that.

Buy the Girlfriend Keeper App

Want some real girl advice? Check out my “Guide to the Ladies” series!!!


Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Why nice guys FINISH first!

♥ Shawnee

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18
Apr 09

Shawnee’s Guide to Getting the Ladies Part 3?

More Reads:

Shawnee says “Nice guys finish FIRST!” and an American Girl learns to pole dance!

Shawnee’s Guide to Getting the Ladies Part 1

Shawnee’s Guide to Getting the Ladies Part 2

So we have gone over the chase and the catch. We have covered what to do beyond the second date.

Maybe now I’m thinking we need track back a bit to go over how to get past the first conversation.

Now don’t get me wrong I LOVE men but… seriously… sometimes… it’s just like… I want to ask them if they have had head trauma in the past 48 hours.

No matter how you start talking to a girl be it at a coffee shop, bar, work, the gym, book store, or even the internet. You need to conduct your self so you don’t come across as a loser automatically. Let her find out AFTER you get her trapped in committed relationship.

A lot of us ladies react heavily on vibes and how we feel when we first start talking to a person. If you want respect from a woman or her to have interest in you beyond your pants you need to avoid the following SINS like the PLAGUE!

No Judging! Don’t judge the girl (out loud), don’t judge the guy sitting across the table, don’t judge a celebrity, don’t judge your family, your boss, DON’T JUDGE ANYTHING It’s cool that you have an opinion but when you go around spewing your judgement like word vomit the minute you meet someone, most likely they will think you are judgemental and lose interest very quickly.

Name Dropping No girl likes a guy who constantly talks about who he knows, who he has met, and who he is obsessed with. We probably wont believe you anyway even if it’s true. People who actually know important people tend to think it’s no big deal. Someone who saw Jessica Simpson from across a crowded restaurant as she walked into the VIP room is often the person who proclaims they “know” her during the first 15 min of your first conversation with them. No girl wants to feel like she is being lied to.

Party Aminals! “Where do you party?” “Where do you drink?” “What clubs do you go to?” Ok this is no way to start off getting to know someone. What goes on in a girls mind when she hears those sentences? What goes on in your mind when that is the first thing a girl asks you? What do you think of her? She parties a lot? She’s a heavy drinker? She’s a slut? Is that the kind of girl you want to date? Or just hook up with? I know the answer to that one. So if you are looking to just hook up with a girl these questions are fine. If you actually want a girl to like you I suggest you keep the party animal in it’s cage for the first conversation.

Really you just need to be nice! Then you’ll be in the clear rather painlessly. I don’t know why that’s so hard to grasp.

♥ Shawnee

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