I feel like I don’t “just blog” anymore. I talk about random adventures, post pictures, and post videos. So tonight I am just going to shoot the shit with a vast internet of maybe no one.
Right now I am curled up in my comforters, watching vampire diaries in my glasses, and sipping a smoothie I made to mask the taste of vital nutrients that it contains. That’s my new thing. Making smoothies with greens and vitamins that just taste like a desert. Today I REALLY need it because I think I may have the flu. AGAIN! That would make the third time in the last six months. So not cool! Hopefully it’s just a head cold that has come from working nine days straight.
Don’t get me wrong I love my job. I couldn’t work for a better company but working more than six days in a row just kills me!
You know…
This is the only time I don’t enjoy being single. When I am over worked and sick. Is that weird? I mean I guess most girls like to have men to parade about town and such but I want one to comfort me when I’m sick lol! Ok sure I’d like to have a man the rest of the time and I’m not going to be one of those single in denial liars who say they don’t want a man… (Side not: If I was Tiger Woods, I’d pay them to shut up too!) …but in all honesty I don’t really feel lame being single except for when I’m sick. The rest of the time I am single it makes life full of opportunity and I am free to have a mad crush on whoever I want. The mad crush of the hour today is a hot guy! (That’s all you info you people get!) Now if only he’d ask me out… cuz… well… I blow at that sort of thing! When I ask guys out they shoot me down and take pretty low shots to put me down. No thank you! They say stuff like “Why would I go out with a dumb girl like you?!?!” Can you see why I am scarred for life? Yeah… I gave up on pursuing men a LONG time ago… or a few months ago. Anyway it’s all rather pathetic. I don’t even know why I am blogging about it. Maybe a hot guy is cyber stalking me and this will knock it into his head that maybe he should ask me out. Yeah that’s my excuse. Pretty good one huh? Don’t be a creepo!
Totally random rant: WTF is up with Bing ads? Probably the most annoying ads ever. Nothing could make me want to use a search engine less..
Anyway… This blog entry is going absolutely nowhere and I am rambling like I do so I’m going to wrap it up.
I entered to win an iPad by following @agentshawnee! You can too! http://bit.ly/9jtvJJ (Please RT)
What if no one wins the iPad?!?!?!
If I do not reach the goal of followers I will select a random follower who has tweeted the iPad tweet and give away an iPod Nano. The winner will be notified by Dec 31st and they will get to pick their color before I purchase it.
The Rules
1. Only tweet the contest tweet once. Tweeting it more than once will not help you win. Here at Shawnee Corps we do not like spam.
2. You must be over 18 or of legal age in your area to win a contest. Also your area must allow contests.
3. You must be following me and have tweeted the tweet above. We will check!
4. The winner will receive an Apple gift card for the amount of $599 to put towards an iPad of their choosing or Apple product of their choosing.
5. The winner will be chosen within 24 hours of reaching a million followers it goal is reached by Dec 31st 2010.
I seemed to have neglected you… You see I have ADD and I start blogs then walk away from my computer and end up on some crazy adventure with Pollie Pockette. Or I just forget after playing Bejeweled. I am sorry and I promise I wont delete you like I did Tech4Blondes today.
So last weekend I headed up to San Francisco for Macworld! We headed out at about 11pm thursday night and got there in the morning and went straight to the festivities! First we had breakfast with Chris’ friend at the Marriott then we headed over to the Moscone center where we walked the exhibit floor before catching Don Mcallister’s productivity conference which was awesome!!! Don Mcallister was super nice and cool in person! (Not that he isn’t online lol) I can’t wait to see him again next year! Then we took a coffee break before hitting Leo Laporte’s live show!
After that we hit up Leo’s MacWorld Live! The line was INSANE but we ended up in the first few rows! He had special guests Heather Gold, Roger McGuinn, and Adam Savage and musical guest Warp 11. Heather Gold was friggin’ the funniest woman ever! She is so awesome! I have a new tech hero! Roger McGuinn played some amazing guitar and Adam Savage was really cool as well. I also really enjoyed Warp 11’s music.
Everyone I met at Macworld was insanely amazing! I also went to a TWiT meet up which was super fun! It was on the top of the Marriott and everyone was so friendly! Leo, Alex, Colleen, Inferno10 (Jason), iJustine, Karen (Fugitivepeas), Andy, Myra, and everyone else who was there!!! Sorry if I left anyone out
So on Saturday we celebrated Mollie’s bday. First we went to Joes Crab Shack and stuffed our face with seafood. While we were stuffing our face a cute professional balloon maker came and made us a crown and a bear on a motorcycle!!
After the restaurant we picked up Becky and headed to a bar called The Road House and had a few drinks! Super fun!
Yay for drunk camwhoring!!!
Anyway this post is SUPER late! I wrote it like 4 days ago and forgot to finish it. o.0 Right now I am getting ready for MacWorld! Who’s going?! If you are, are you super excited?! If you aren’t, what are your plans this weekend?!
Disclaimer: This video may make your ears and eyes bleed, it may crush your soul and all hope for humanity, it may cause cancer and in some rare extreme cases death, and can give you Domoitus. If you experience depression, numbness in your right index finger, or a cold sweat PLEASE stop watching the video!
I am going to write an entire blog with Dragon dictator on my iPhone. Let’s see how correct it is…
Right now I am downloading a YouTube video that is really annoying. I hope it doesn’t kill anyone or make their eyes fall out if you would like to be reimbursed after watching please let me know. I will probably lose half of my subscribers after posting this. I’m sorry please don’t judge me. I was bored and this is what happens when I’m bored.
This has gone really well maybe I should be lazy from now on and dictate all of my blogs instead of actually typing them wouldn’t that be awesome? I must be super lazy and lame.
This technology is actually pretty amazing. I mean I never thought that I could be talking to my phone and dictating a blog this is pretty crazy I mean imagine how I would look at Starbucks talking to my phone slowly pronouncing every single word. I would look crazy like when Bluetooth first came out and everybody look like they were talking to themselves and insane.
I am pretty sure that I look insane all the time but this would just add to it.
So I saw this thing on Digg and it was Dugg 3,494 times!
Really? Someone is quitting Facebook because of Farmville invites? Seriously? Are they so dumb that they don’t know that with one single click they can block the application and never receive another request?
If someone is going to quit a social network for something that is remedied with one click, good riddance! You are too stupid to be on my internets!
