1. I like being alone most of the time.
2. I often wear dummy glasses over my contacts.
3. I sleep with at least 5 pillows.
4. I love video games to no end!
5. I love men with big… huge… noses.
6. I’m vain or something. I’m writing this blog for Pete’s sake!
7. I solo dance in my underwear on the daily.
8. I retired from FarmVille.
9. I love to run even though I am a chubby bunny.
10. I am not a lesbian. Or bi. Sorry.
11. I love to photograph. Everything.
12. I’m a gear head.
13. I can play three instruments. If I can play them well or not is up to you!
14. I love tequila! It makes me hyper as hell!
15. You can’t take anything I say seriously…
16. …there is usually truth in my jokes.
17. I never drank that juice box of wine I camwhored with.
18. I’m thinking about drinking it now though but I wont.
19. Speaking of booze… I have never had a hangover.
20. I woke up once in a bathtub.
21. I have my own language.
22. I’m such a slob…
23. The later it gets the more energy I get.
24. I don’t pirate software.
25. My guilty pleasure is bad reality shows like The Hills, America’s Next Top Model, and the Kardashians!
26. I always sleep under a big ol’ blanket. Even when it’s 125º
27. I’m bilingual.
28. I’m friggin’ weird.
29. I hate answering my phone. It makes me anxious.
30. I listen to my iPod at least 8 hours out of every day.
31. I check my email every two hours.
32. I walk almost everywhere.
33. I hate body hair so I have none.
34. Twitter is my favorite social network.
35. I don’t need to be drunk to karaoke.
36. I am scatter brained.
37. I trust the wrong people and don’t trust the right people.
38. I drink at least three liters of water a day.
39. I’m INFAMOUS!
40. Gwen Stefani is my hero because she is THE WOMAN!
41. I am obsessed with lotion.
42. I buy a pillow every time I go to target.
43. I’m a nerd.
44. I don’t like the word “geek” it’s what you call people who bite the heads off chickens. Ew…
45. I listen to all types of music.
46. I shower every day, sometimes twice.
47. I am a little ghetto.
48. I own two pairs of shutter shades and I have wore them both at the same time.
49. I didn’t like beer until I was 23.
50. I once went on a date with a guy who said “I can’t believe I’m on a date with Agent Shawnee” and it pissed me off!
51. All my celebrity crushes are very much older than me.
52. I usually only date men younger than me.
53. I’m shy around new people.
54. I’m crazy around notnew people.
55. When I don’t do laundry sometimes I just buy new clothes.
56. I have no short term memory.
57. I never forget things I have read.
58. I am a licensed cosmetologist.
59. I have one fang and I kind of like it. I used to have two.
60. I hold grudges.
61. I want to move anywhere but here!
62. I like to say “Squaw Bread” but I have never tasted it.
63. I love live music.
64. I can’t control what comes out of my mouth sometimes.
65. I don’t sleep.
66. I have two different colored eyes.
67. My two different colored eyes are more intense when I am angry or sad.
68. I hate feet. With a passion!
69. The only religion I practice is worshiping at the Apple store.
70. I am a chubby bunny but I only date thin men. Not on purpose.
71. I love my last name but hate where it comes from!
72. I am no one’s groupie.
73. I love sleep more than anything.
74. I look a shitton younger than I am.
75. I hate spam! (the food)
76. I have the best sense of smell ever! I can smell what was last in a cup after it’s been cleaned well.
77. I would rather cuddle with man than go to a bar.
78. When random people recognize me from the interwebz I don’t know how to act.
79. I can draw and paint like nobody’s business!
80. I like basketball.
81. I hate people who type “u” “r” “y” “4″ and so on. I can understand in a text or to make your tweets shorter but if you have a keyboard… TYPE OUT THE REAL WORDS! Lazy asses…
82. I am so over writing this blog! 100 facts is hard to come up with!
83. I can never fall asleep!
84. Someone should turn my weirdass life into a movie.
85. I can’t keep a diary to save my life!
86. I’m easily excited.
87. It’s hard to impress me.
88. I like to pretend I believe in conspiracies.
89. I can’t spell without spell check.
90. I don’t eat a lot of things purely based on texture.
91. I can stay up for days.
92. I might be immortal. Rumor has it anyway…
93. I want a lot of tattoos but have none.
94. Keyboard Cat is on my favorite music on Facebook.
95. The word “intimidation” is not in my vocab.
96. I only sign my first name.
97. I am a Sagittarius.
98. I probably love my iPhone more than most of my ex boyfriends.
99. I’m writing a book.
100. I make no sense.

Yeah… I just did that. What? Don’t be too harsh or I’ll do 100 more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

♥ Shawnee

First of all that last blog wasn’t directed to anyone in general. It was more of a statement about how I see guys act towards me and my friends. If you are really feeling offended by it maybe you should take a step back and ask your self what really bothered you about it. Is it because you actually do those things? Is it because you are being called out? If that’s the case well… not my problem once again.

Second of all every guy who has contacted me about that last blog is single and from what I’ve known has never been in a real happy relationship. So is calling me names and bitching to me about writing a blog really going to help? I just so happen to like nice guys who are honest, straight forward, and know how to love someone. There are plenty of girls who love emotionally unavailable bad boys out there. So if that’s who you are you have plenty to choose from so don’t worry about me!

Lastly, if you have a problem with my last blog or this blog comment about it! Tell me why I am wrong followed by a good argument. Don’t be a loser and insult me without merit.

Kthnxbai,
Shawnee

So why waste my time having these stupid crushes? There is no reason! Sure they may go out with me every time I ask but what do they bring to the table? Sure they may be cute and seem all around great but if they can’t do any of the heavy lifting are they worth it? I don’t want some lazy ass guy who needs to pursued because either A. He isn’t interested but enjoys the attention or B. he has no balls. I don’t want A or B! Especially if a guy KNOWS I am interested and still hangs out with me on the regular but never actually deals with information in either direction. Seriously dudes! If you know a girl likes you either make a goddamn move or get out of the way and tell her you’re not interested! It’s really the polite thing to do you know. Also if you give a damn about her you should really get it over with other than leading her on or hiding the truth.

Now I know what you are thinking… “Shawnee you are a strong woman! Who cares if you are the one that is chasing?!” Well… If I am doing all the chasing how do I know this guy is going to be able to handle me? Yeah I know I am pretty badass and a badass woman needs a badass man to stand beside her! Badass man does not equal a man I have to constantly pursue.

So I am making a midyear resolution. I am no longer going to ask a guy I like to hang out or anything of that matter! If he wants me he can come get me and if he ends up being too late. Well… that’s not my problem. I will still be happy in the end and his happiness is none of my concern. I don’t care how shy you are, what’s going on in your life, or anything of that matter. If someone really wants something they will try to get it and if they can’t do that, how will they ever be able to handle me?

I would rather spend a 100 nights with my left hand then deal with a man who can’t even try.

Word.

♥ Shawnee

What do you think? Wasn’t I a total vamp?! LOL

Good Night!
♥ Shawnee

The internet is probably one of the greatest things ever invented! Better than the wheel! (See I don’t drive so I don’t give a rat’s ass about the wheel)

So this being said, I have something very very very VERY important to state…

Now I live on the internet. When I’m not on my Macbook or my iPad, I’m on my iPhone tweeting up a storm! I think I am way too connected as it is and all my internet life is based on a life that is going on outside of the world wide web. It shouldn’t be the other way around.

I see these people who only live on the internet. When they speak they talk about their conversations with people they have never met and they think these people are their real friends. I know you can make connections with people via the web through skype and other services and you can be sure they aren’t a 45 year old man with a chicken wing stuck to his face that is four weeks old and his left hand in his pants.

So here is my question for you… Are these REAL connections?

Can a virtual connection be the same as one you can touch? Can you really get to know someone via the web the same way you can in person?

When you are on the web you can be a character. You can be a better version of your self by showcasing you good side. People don’t see the side of you when your world is crashing down around you, the side you show when you feel real sadness, and the side of you when you are blazing mad.

I know I am me on the web… well… minus a few zits here and there. What you get here is real and I take a lot of pride in that. There isn’t much a keep private aside from my love life (Not my dating life! LOL) You get my bitchy ranty side, my happy go lucky side, my sad side, and so on. Sometimes it offends people but hey, I’m real as hell. Are you?

Now I am not saying everyone should be like me. If you are a private person, that’s cool. I could care less.

Back to my point…

Life is about balance. If you are going to have a stake in the internet and leave your mark you can’t sacrifice your real flesh life. How far is too far? When you lose all your social skills with real breathing people. If you can’t relate on the physical plane what is the point of being on the virtual one?

I have met so many people that lose all their friends and connections in real life because they spend way to much time on the internet. You try to hang out with them and all they do is talk about their internet friends, their internet games, and such. When you bring up a subject based on anything real, they are like deer in the headlights! What kind of life is that to live?

Privacy is a huge buzz word in the media right now when speaking about the internet. Maybe addiction should be the new buzz word. If you are putting all your private information on the internet and you are worried about the world seeing it, there is something wrong with that picture. Why are you putting all your deep dark secrets on the web in the first place? Is it because you don’t know where to draw the line? Is it because you are so addicted you can’t help but spill your guts to the world? Now, do you have the right to complain about privacy?

See I don’t feel like I would ever have the right to complain about my privacy on the web unless someone else posted something private about me. Are people so paranoid about their privacy because of their addiction?

I am an internet addict. I don’t think I could go 24 hours with sending and receiving some serious data. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that. What bothers me is these people who are socially inept in the real world and you make connections with them via the internet to only find when you meet them in person they are a shell of a person. They have maybe one or two friends that they know in person and they can barely handle that! So please! I beg of you! Don’t become one of those people!

My challenge to all my blog readers is to get out!

Go out into the world. Make real connections with people. Live life! Then! …and only then… Report to the internet everything you just did! Turn things around! Live life and enjoy every second of it! Because to turn into a virtual person is sad and I don’t want that for anyone!

♥ Shawnee

What is more important your ego or your relationships and friendships?

Let me tell you something wise I have learned from the stubborn egomaniacs of the world. If your ego comes first, in the end, all you will have left is that ego.

So what is so really great about your ego? Is it worth losing someone you care about?

If someone you claim to care about tells you how they feel about things you have done… how do you react?

Your reaction is EVERYTHING!!

So which path do you choose? Do you choose the higher road and say something simple like…

Crisis averted.

Now… if you don’t take the higher road, you might just stomp out any future relationship with that person.

If you…

• Turn everything they say around on them.

• Sit there and point out every fault they have.
• Sit there and point out things that never happened.
• Make excuses.
• Accuse them of hurting you.
• Threaten to take away your friendship.
• Throw a pity party.
• Accuse them of having other problems.

…you will end up hurting the person even more.

Then how do you fix that? Do you dig a deeper hole? Do you just keep saying things that are worse and worse?

What good is all this? What can anyone get out of reacting like this?

Last night I tried to express the way I was feeling toward someone and their reaction was the later. The way I felt was never acknowledged. This person just decided to tell me everything that was wrong with me instead. Then they followed it by accusing me of never giving them a chance to communicate with me. How hard is to pick up the phone and say, “Hey I need to talk to you about this?” I’m not going to say “Ok it’s time for you to tell me everything you feel like you need to communicate with me!” I can’t be held responsible for someone not knowing how simple it is to reach out to someone. Then it turned into excuses such as “I have a stressful job.” I have stress and problems too that doesn’t make it ok to ignore someone.

At that point I had enough. There is no reason I should sit there and listen to that bullshit from anyone just because they didn’t like how I was feeling towards them. So I told them they could have the whole project that was my idea in the first place (Which is not an easy thing to give up! That’s just how irate I was at this person!) and went to bed.

I woke up to an email with a title…

Really? Me? It takes two to tango and my feet kept getting stepped on so why should I stay on the dance floor?

The email contained a threat to end our friendship if I walked away from this project.

Would you stick around if you got that reaction because you told someone you felt left out of a project that was your idea in the first place?

I can’t fix this. This person has dug themselves to deep of a hole and I am not going to pull them out of it. I now still feel the way I felt when I first tried to communicate the problem and extremely disappointed in the way they handled them selves. This makes me wonder how they will handle them selves if this project were to blow up and they have to deal with the public saying way worse things.

The more I think about this fucked up situation the more I wonder if seeing this person in person is a good idea. I might blow a fuse and give them a verbal lashing. No, I know I would if they said any of the things they said online to me in person. That’s a side of me I do not like and I would hate to see it brought down upon someone.

I think I should just clear my mind of this problem and let this person figure out how to make it better.

♥ Shawnee

Marie wanted to make sure I did not leave without her! I think she is scarred by me leaving her to go to Macworld! (T_T)

So we left around noonish to drive up to my grandma’s house in Lake Isabella. On the way we harassed some cows, sang some songs, ate some junk food, and talked. It went by super fast and Nicole is just too cute for words!!!

When we got there I chilled with the family a lot! I ate my grandma’s amazing cooking, watched movies with them, went to see Alice with my cousin Taylor, and went to my cousin Emily’s play. It was a blast! I wish I could go out there more!!!

Since my trip I have been working a lot and MirandaJanell and I filmed our first episode of Sassy Geeks which was late but went pretty well!!

So… speaking of internet projects I started yet another blog!!!! I am really into this one! It is about a Japanese lifestyle called Gyaru. Check it out!!

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How was everyone’s Spring break?! Did you go on any trips or anything? Fill me in!!

♥ Shawnee

Right now I am curled up in my comforters, watching vampire diaries in my glasses, and sipping a smoothie I made to mask the taste of vital nutrients that it contains. That’s my new thing. Making smoothies with greens and vitamins that just taste like a desert. Today I REALLY need it because I think I may have the flu. AGAIN! That would make the third time in the last six months. So not cool! Hopefully it’s just a head cold that has come from working nine days straight.

Don’t get me wrong I love my job. I couldn’t work for a better company but working more than six days in a row just kills me!

You know…

This is the only time I don’t enjoy being single. When I am over worked and sick. Is that weird? I mean I guess most girls like to have men to parade about town and such but I want one to comfort me when I’m sick lol! Ok sure I’d like to have a man the rest of the time and I’m not going to be one of those single in denial liars who say they don’t want a man… (Side not: If I was Tiger Woods, I’d pay them to shut up too!) …but in all honesty I don’t really feel lame being single except for when I’m sick. The rest of the time I am single it makes life full of opportunity and I am free to have a mad crush on whoever I want. The mad crush of the hour today is a hot guy! (That’s all you info you people get!) Now if only he’d ask me out… cuz… well… I blow at that sort of thing! When I ask guys out they shoot me down and take pretty low shots to put me down. No thank you! They say stuff like “Why would I go out with a dumb girl like you?!?!” Can you see why I am scarred for life? Yeah… I gave up on pursuing men a LONG time ago… or a few months ago. Anyway it’s all rather pathetic. I don’t even know why I am blogging about it. Maybe a hot guy is cyber stalking me and this will knock it into his head that maybe he should ask me out. Yeah that’s my excuse. Pretty good one huh? Don’t be a creepo!

Totally random rant: WTF is up with Bing ads? Probably the most annoying ads ever. Nothing could make me want to use a search engine less..

Anyway… This blog entry is going absolutely nowhere and I am rambling like I do so I’m going to wrap it up.

What do you do when you’re sick?

♥ Shawnee

Well here is the deal… If I can reach one million followers on twitter BEFORE December 31st 2010 I will give away an iPad to one of my followers.

1. Follow AgentShawnee

2. Tweet this exactly (only once!)…

If I do not reach the goal of followers I will select a random follower who has tweeted the iPad tweet and give away an iPod Nano. The winner will be notified by Dec 31st and they will get to pick their color before I purchase it.

1. Only tweet the contest tweet once. Tweeting it more than once will not help you win. Here at Shawnee Corps we do not like spam.

2. You must be over 18 or of legal age in your area to win a contest. Also your area must allow contests.

3. You must be following me and have tweeted the tweet above. We will check!

4. The winner will receive an Apple gift card for the amount of $599 to put towards an iPad of their choosing or Apple product of their choosing.

5. The winner will be chosen within 24 hours of reaching a million followers it goal is reached by Dec 31st 2010.

♥ Shawnee

I seemed to have neglected you… You see I have ADD and I start blogs then walk away from my computer and end up on some crazy adventure with Pollie Pockette. Or I just forget after playing Bejeweled. I am sorry and I promise I wont delete you like I did Tech4Blondes today.

Love,
Shawnee