Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog The Secret Life of a Shawnee Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:19:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Macworld 2010 and my big distraction! http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/02/25/macworld-2010-and-my-big-distraction/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/02/25/macworld-2010-and-my-big-distraction/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:19:57 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=606 So last weekend I headed up to San Francisco for Macworld! We headed out at about 11pm thursday night and got there in the morning and went straight to the festivities! First we had breakfast with Chris’ friend at the Marriott then we headed over to the Moscone center where we walked the exhibit floor before catching Don Mcallister’s productivity conference which was awesome!!! Don Mcallister was super nice and cool in person! (Not that he isn’t online lol) I can’t wait to see him again next year! Then we took a coffee break before hitting Leo Laporte’s live show!

Me being weird... The ViewMacWorld Domo!!!!Editing during a lunch break!The West Hall

After that we hit up Leo’s MacWorld Live! The line was INSANE but we ended up in the first few rows! He had special guests Heather Gold, Roger McGuinn, and Adam Savage and musical guest Warp 11. Heather Gold was friggin’ the funniest woman ever! She is so awesome! I have a new tech hero! Roger McGuinn played some amazing guitar and Adam Savage was really cool as well. I also really enjoyed Warp 11’s music.

Macworld Live 3Macworld Live 2Macworld 2010 LiveLeo HostingChris and I
Macworld Live 4Leo and AdamTrek BanKiki Stockhammer and I!Cheesy Face!!!

Everyone I met at Macworld was insanely amazing! I also went to a TWiT meet up which was super fun! It was on the top of the Marriott and everyone was so friendly! Leo, Alex, Colleen, Inferno10 (Jason), iJustine, Karen (Fugitivepeas), Andy, Myra, and everyone else who was there!!! Sorry if I left anyone out :(

To see more Macworld 2010 photos CLICK HERE

and this is why I have not been productive…

♥ Shawnee

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MOTORCYCLE BEAR!!!! http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/02/11/motorcycle-bear/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/02/11/motorcycle-bear/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:03:02 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=591


The ocean was gorgeous!


This guy posed for me outside the restaurant

So on Saturday we celebrated Mollie’s bday. First we went to Joes Crab Shack and stuffed our face with seafood. While we were stuffing our face a cute professional balloon maker came and made us a crown and a bear on a motorcycle!!

After the restaurant we picked up Becky and headed to a bar called The Road House and had a few drinks! Super fun!


Yay for drunk camwhoring!!!

Anyway this post is SUPER late! I wrote it like 4 days ago and forgot to finish it. o.0 Right now I am getting ready for MacWorld! Who’s going?! If you are, are you super excited?! If you aren’t, what are your plans this weekend?!

♥ Shawnee

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I love Tiger http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/31/i-love-tiger/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/31/i-love-tiger/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 10:05:24 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=585 My public announcement to Mr. Woods. I have golf balls for you Tiger!!!!

♥ Shawnee

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Are you ready?!?!?! http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/30/are-you-ready/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/30/are-you-ready/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:06:28 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=583 For the most annoying video on YouTube?!?!?!?!

Disclaimer: This video may make your ears and eyes bleed, it may crush your soul and all hope for humanity, it may cause cancer and in some rare extreme cases death, and can give you Domoitus. If you experience depression, numbness in your right index finger, or a cold sweat PLEASE stop watching the video!

♥ Shawnee

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Dictaded Blog http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/30/dictaded-blog/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/30/dictaded-blog/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 10:50:11 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/30/dictaded-blog/ I am going to write an entire blog with Dragon dictator on my iPhone. Let’s see how correct it is…

Right now I am downloading a YouTube video that is really annoying. I hope it doesn’t kill anyone or make their eyes fall out if you would like to be reimbursed after watching please let me know. I will probably lose half of my subscribers after posting this. I’m sorry please don’t judge me. I was bored and this is what happens when I’m bored.

This has gone really well maybe I should be lazy from now on and dictate all of my blogs instead of actually typing them wouldn’t that be awesome? I must be super lazy and lame.

This technology is actually pretty amazing. I mean I never thought that I could be talking to my phone and dictating a blog this is pretty crazy I mean imagine how I would look at Starbucks talking to my phone slowly pronouncing every single word. I would look crazy like when Bluetooth first came out and everybody look like they were talking to themselves and insane.

I am pretty sure that I look insane all the time but this would just add to it.

♥ Shawnee

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New Video Posted! AT&T Faker http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/28/new-video-posted-att-faker/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/28/new-video-posted-att-faker/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:59:34 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=576 Some fake AT&T person tried to scam me for monies! But I said No! No! Noooo!

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Dumbest reason to quit Facebook. Ever. http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/25/dumbest-reason-to-quit-facebook-ever/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/25/dumbest-reason-to-quit-facebook-ever/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:02:33 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=567 So I saw this thing on Digg and it was Dugg 3,494 times!

Really? Someone is quitting Facebook because of Farmville invites? Seriously? Are they so dumb that they don’t know that with one single click they can block the application and never receive another request?

If someone is going to quit a social network for something that is remedied with one click, good riddance! You are too stupid to be on my internets!

Peace!
♥ Shawnee

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Twaiku http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/23/twaiku/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/23/twaiku/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:48:18 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=565
Oh Twitter Bot Spam
I don’t want to see your porn
Stop following me!

Want to write your own Twaiku? The format is 5 syllables in the 1st line, 7 syllables in the 2nd line, and 5 syllables in the 3rd line. Must be under 140 characters. Ready? Set? Go! Comment!

Peace!
♥ Shawnee

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Toxic Trainwrecks http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/22/toxic-trainwrecks/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/22/toxic-trainwrecks/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:07:04 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=544 So a while ago I was chilling on iChat when this girl from High School messaged me. Lets call her… “Methella” yeah… that name is perfect! Anyway me and Methella were chatting it up. It was mostly her complaining that she can barely cover rent and how she can’t even afford shampoo. I would feel sorry for her but I know her back story which we will get into more later. Anyway we got into the subject of weight and she mentioned my good friend who we are going to call… “Awesomellie”

“I’m glad you an Awesomellie found each other because you are both fucking anorexic.”

First of all who would say that?! Especially someone with a past of alcoholism and illegal drug use. Really? Methella can judge someone for caring about their figure when they abuse their body with hardcore drugs? Of course Methella can because she has no dignity or morals. The thing about a stupid drug addicts is that they don’t care about anyone but themselves but of course they have an opinion about EVERYONE else! This is why no normal person should bother associating with them.

Now of course I vented to Awesomellie about the comment because it really put me off. I had NEVER said anything about what a slut Methella is, how Methella drinks herself stupid and broke, how Methella uses drugs, and how Methella complains and plays the “poor me” card because she has a disease she does nothing but make worse with her bad habits. Yet she can openly talk shit about me and my friend because we care about what we weigh? (BTW Neither Awesomellie or I are anorexic)

Shawnee’s Definition of “Talking Shit” – saying something that is untrue.

So it gets back to Methella that I told Awesomellie what she said and what does Methella do? She tells everyone that I have been calling her a druggie then texts me saying I’m talking shit about her because I told Awesomellie what she said. Really? We must define “talking shit” differently because I told Awesomellie the truth yet she is lying about me? I never talked to anyone about her aside from Awesomellie because I don’t even have any friends in common with her! Nor did I ever say anything about her drug problem (But I am now! Yeah! Get off your drugs and get a job Can.. er Methella!) So who was really “talking shit” in the first place? Yeah Methella. Guess what? I am still not “talking shit” about her because this is all true! Therefor I am just “talking” right?

After going off on me like some elementary school brat she said that Awesomellie didn’t need a friend like me hurting her. WTF?! Me and Awesomellie are great friends and haven’t really had any bad altercations yet Methella and Awesomellie don’t really speak.

Oh did I mention that I tried to help Methella quit drinking when she said she REALLY wanted to?! I hung out with her instead of going out and partying with my friends and I let her hang out at my house when she couldn’t hang out with any of her alcoholic friends. Only for her to go back to drinking and claim she only did it to try and get a guy in AA?!

Oh! And did I mention that she treated me like shit most of my life and tried to make my life a living hell?! Yet I forgave her for her stupidness in her youth and what did I find out? She didn’t change!!!

So here is my unsolicited advice to you… Do not let useless drug addicts, alcoholics, and potheads infect your life!

There is a difference between someone who does these things recreationally and has a job and is a contributing member of society and someone who is a low life with no job who is addicted to the items above. Stay away from the later at all costs. They are gross.

Peace!
♥ Shawnee

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Wilderness Park and Pinkberry!!!! http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/14/wilderness-park-and-pinkberry/ http://agentshawnee.com/blog/2010/01/14/wilderness-park-and-pinkberry/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 08:45:59 +0000 Agent Shawnee http://agentshawnee.com/blog/?p=502 Yesterday I got out of a meeting early at work so I decided to take a (long!)walk to the Hannibal.. er I mean Hopkins Wilderness Park. I brought my camera to practice my picture taking skills. Here are my shots from Flickr…

RappidsMini fallHai guiz!Follow me!Cruisin'Rock Duck
PondFishies!Giant KoiMan keeping an eye on his woman!Oh white fro...Chillen
Part duHey!Don't fall!Floatin'RippleHasta!!!
Ducky!Turtle! Turtle!Shark!!!Weeeeee!There they are a standing in a rowTurtle butt
Feed me!I see you there!Wrong PlaceStandard FamilyCurmudgeon Creek
LeafPurple FlowerMore cactus!!!CactusAliens!!!!Plant From Japan
Bad hair dayWaterless GardenLeaf TrailWater FountainView of TorranceMore wood?
PathBroken lightLittle fallsStreamWaterFast Stream!
WoodNom nom noms!FrotasticRock duck is hungry Buddy! Hey you!Hungry!!
Sleepy duckies!Bath!Fly!I'm coming to get you!TriTurtle!Fallen Reed
Zoom!Ish FamilyHey you!Cutest Duck EVERGrassReeds
Strike a pose!Swimming!!!Word.Dry ShellFeatherLady duck!
Oh hey!HeartWebShiny StreamAwe!Daddy Duck
StairsBad stump!!!Wilderness!!Another View of TorranceHmmm...Green Pathway
X = DeforestationDestroyed AcornDirt MoundsPink FlowersTree and FlowersLamp PostAmputee TreeCute flowers

I know! That’s a ton of pictures!!! I started with 300 and something and worked my way down to 92 lol I really didn’t enjoy my walk home because I was starving! I should have brought a snack! All I had that morning was oatmeal and I was out a good six hours!

The other day I got a really cute USB flash drive that I blogged about in my other blog. It’s Hello Kitty and it’s called the “Fun in Fields” edition so I decided she needed to be photographed in a field!

Hello Kitty USB

Want one?! Check out Tech4Blondes for information on how to score one!

Today my buddy Chris treated me to some Pinkberry after work! It was super delicious! I got chocolate swirled with coconut with dark chocolate crisps, almonds, and yogurt drops on top!

Yumms!Pinkberry

Check out that friggin’ sweet reincow! We hung out pretty late and I’ve been photo editing and blogging ever since!

I am super excited about MacWorld coming up! I’m sure the road trip to San Francisco will inspire a bunch of blogs and photos so keep an eye out for that!!! Also if you are going to be at MacWorld and want to do a little meet up let me know! I will be there Saturday!

Peace!
♥ Shawnee

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