Aug 12th

First Taylor came over and jacked my glasses.

Aug 13th

We woke up bright at early to hit the LA Zoo. We had a pretty good time considering I was burned to a crisp, it was 100+ degrees, and I had a major tummy ache! We saw a lot of animals but a lot of them were asleep or hiding because it was so hot! Also a lot of the zoo was under construction. I still took a ton of pictures though!!!

I found this toy that looks like GIR but pink! LOL

I don’t know why this picture came out so grainy!

Aug 14th

Emily and I woke up bright and early to head on a bus adventure to the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach. We had a great time there and did a lot of fun things!!!

After the aquarium we headed back to go back to school shopping with Taylor, Autumn, Nicole and Bill. We had dinner at the food court then headed over the Victoria’s Secret where I loaded up on the hot undies! I got Snow Leopard print… OMG I am such an Apple nerd! At the mall I noticed one of my legs was so sunburned it swelled up! It was so weird!!

Aug 15th

Emily and I slept in at least until noon! We were both exhausted and my sun burn hurt like hell so we chilled the entire day. We got coffee, lunch, and we went to the mall to pick up a few things.

Aug 16th

We woke up bright and early again to head off to Soak City with Taylor, Autumn, and Nicole. We had a great time even though there weren’t very many grown up slides. The lazy river was awesome! I could have stayed in that thing all day! I also got a disposable digital camera while I was there. I need to get it developed soon!

After the park we went to dinner with Bill at Chronic Tacos and then said our goodbyes

I had a lot of fun with my family and I can’t wait until they come again!

How has your summer been?!

♥ Shawnee

What is it? It’s a dramatic reading of the Shawnee Mythology.

How do you get involved? Comment below with which statement you want to do and your email address. The comments are screened and will only go to me so don’t worry about spammage!

How do I make my video? With a video camera of course! JK JK All I ask for you is to read your statement in the most dramatic way possible. However you want to do it is cool! Then email it to me and I will edit it into the video. That’s it! Ready? Set? Go!

Below is the mythology and the statements that have been crossed out have already been taken. It’s a first come, first served type of deal.

Warning!!! You should always take the Shawnee Mythology in small doses. Overdosing, trying to make sense of the Shawnee Mythology, or consuming it may in fact cause cancer, brain explosions, brain implosions in rare cases, aneurisms, death, hyper leg disorder, back spasms, fibromyalgia, thoughts of suicide, or just plain might make you kookoo. If after taking the Shawnee Mythology you feel light headed, off balance, confused, disoriented, or experience internal bleeding, extreme paranoia, the need to bite kitties, sleepless nights, or an unnatural attraction to the color pink, please consult your doctor immediately.
Of course it is hard to know if some statements in the books of Shawnee mythology are in fact correct because they were passed down by spoken words long before they were ever recorded in writing or a reality TV show.

The Shawnee Mythology also states… “The Shawnee is a messy eater.”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “Although the Shawnee usually likes to remain higher than most people by sitting on tables and owning a tall bed, she often sits on the floor in public places. There are many reasons a Shawnee might do this. It may be because she likes to be an inconvenience for strangers or because being down low is the ideal place to launch sneak attacks.”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “There have been many rumors of the extreme secrecy that is practiced in Shawnee Corps. There is mass speculation that not only does Shawnee Corps withhold valuable information from it’s stock holders and customers but it will release false information to throw people off the trail. Some times a Shawnee may remain tight lipped but one must remember some truths are dangerous to know.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “One can feel safe about hugging a Shawnee as long as they don’t smell or give painful hugs” it also states “If someone from the above two categories does hug a Shawnee their life will be in immediate danger”

The Shawnee mythology states… “When asking the Shawnee a question you must be very specific. Some rumors have been circulating that Shawnee did in fact break her processor that listens to what you mean and not what you say in a tragic Q-tip accident. Shawnee Corps is working feverishly to develop a new one.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “She attracts men by ignoring them. Most would think she is playing games but that is not the case. Rumor has it she had a very bad case of the cat scratch fever as a child and often reverts to cat like behavior. Everyone wants to a pet the cat that wont let them.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “When Shawnee feels threatened, wants to show dominance, or just wants to be annoying she may simulate her feeding natures on inanimate objects. ”

The Shawnee mythology states… “The Shawnee was created to not sleep. Although the recharging techniques have been improved over the years, Shawnee Corps has held fast to their decision to make the Shawnee not sleep. This has many environmentalists in an uproar but Shawnee Corps has yet to comment on their picketing and protesting.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “The Shawnee is a naturally greedy creature. The Shawnee is very concerned with material things and money. Rumor has it there was a problem during the creation of the Shawnee that makes the Shawnee lack in the will power to actually try to make money by doing anything. Shawnee owns several blogs and is working on several projects with no intention of making money off them although she has been advised by us”

The Shawnee mythology states… “It has often been asked if the Shawnee leaves any sort of foot print. Be it carbon, torrent, or in the sand. The answer is no. Even if the Shawnee gets her feetsies wet. What causes this phenomenon is still undiscovered but scientists are working feverishly to uncover the truth.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “As a naturally intelligent and well spoken creature, upon reaching the age of reason the Shawnee will dye her hair blonde in an attempt to confuse those who would judge her solely based on her hair color.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “The Shawnee may jump from subject to subject without a warning. There are many theories as to what causes this feature. The most likely to be true is the theory that states most people use only 10% of their brain and the Shawnee uses more like 100%. It is hard to keep track of so much brain functioning let alone hold a conversation on one subject.”

The Shawnee Mythology states, “It is said that a Shawnee is unaware of her strength. Rumor has it that even after she had tore the tendons in her arm she could still open any jar a man couldn’t open. She also overfills grocery bags to it isn’t humanly possible to lift them and can break stainless steel knives with just a touch. If a Shawnee offers you a hand-job just say no!”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “Due to the severity of problems caused during a Shawnee attack we placed indicators in one eye so that the victim of a Shawnee outburst has somewhat of a warning before initial contact. The Surgeon General would like us to warn you that this indicator only works in person. We here at Shawnee Corps urge you not to provoke a Shawnee via text, email, phone call, or IM because you will have no warning before a Shawnee attack. We also heavily urge you to evacuate the situation if Shawnee’s blue eye goes completely blue. Ideally the Shawnee’s eyes should be the same color at all normal times but she is never normal so we are working feverishly to correct this error”

The Shawnee mythology states “A Shawnee only passes gas under the most rare of occasions. If one finds them self in immediate vicinity of a Shawnee emission one should immediately bask in it’s glory for it is a true treat.”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “Shawnees are never scared off. When annoyed to a certain point a Shawnee may withdraw herself from a situation in order to not act out in internet violence.”

The Shawnee mythology states… “The Shawnee does not eat or consume unicorns in any way because they are a little too lean and Shawnee’s are known to eat more fatty meats such as duck. Though Shawnees have been known to use unicorn horns to remove duck from her teeth”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “The Shawnee Mythology is unlikely to be available on the Android OS because being an Android her self, Shawnee is insulted that the OS is called Android. It is a program not a robothumantypething!”

The Shawnee Mythology also states… “The Shawnee is an Apple Evangelist”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “As it has been stated that Shawnee’s don’t sleep they sometimes need to recharge on the fly. So we have interrogated state of the art technology that allows a Shawnee take someone’s essence to recharge quickly and effectively before powering down in an inconvenient area, such as Compton. Our technology allows a Shawnee to take essence (or strippers/hookers named Essence as long as their biceps aren’t huge) from as far as 4,000 miles away. Does this extraction actually hurt the human it is being performed on? We have seen no direct results but long term damage is still being tested.”

The Shawnee Mythology states… “Although the Shawnee does not age like a normal person because the Shawnee is half robot which makes her voice remain high pitched and keeps her skin looking nice and fresh, we do count the Shawnee’s age from the date of she emerged off the assembly line which was in early December of 1984″

The Shawnee Mythology states… “A Shawnee usually only holds a crush for no longer than a month. Many studies have been performed on the Shawnee to explain exactly why she always holds true to this pattern. Shawnee Corps has come to the conclusion that within this time frame another man usually enters Shawnee’s sight that cancels out the previous man. She is not equipped to process more than one crush at a time.”

**Shawnee Corps has 100% publishing rights to any and all Shawnee Mythology content. Copying, publishing, rendering, or stealing for your own personal pleasure is punishable by law. AKA Fuck with the Shawnee Mythology and the whole of Shawnee Corps legal department will come down on you with the iron hammer of justice.**

I am aiming to get this done by Sept 1st so lets get movin’ and shakin’!!

♥ Shawnee

I thought I would take a little break and get out into the real world for a bit to maybe learn some better balance. I love the internet and I love making youtube videos and doing crazy stuff don’t get me wrong! I just don’t want to end up like one of those poor souls who don’t know how to deal with human contact. Bleh! That seems like no fun!

So what have I been doing during my internet vacation?! Well… I can’t stop twittering but you know what I mean! LOL

I have been going out and partying A LOT! With a lot of great friends
（♡´∀`♡）
We have gone to the Redondo Pier, Hermosa, Long Beach, Belmont Shore, and many more places! We’ve had drinks, have seen live music, have gotten hit on by creepy guys, camwhored SHAMELESSLY and much more! Pics? Yeah you want to see them.

Those are in no particular order (￣～￣；)

This summer I also saw Eclipse and a few days later I went to Saint Rocke to see the guy who plays Jasper’s band. They were called 100 Monkeys and they were REALLY good! It was awesome!!!!

Those are just some of them (*´∀`*)

You can find the rest HERE!!!!

This summer aside from camwhoring in bars I have also found time to just camwhore on my own… So here are a few more pics! LOL

I look boring and angry in like every pic! Whatever though I had fun! LOL I’ll try to have more variety next time…

I also got new neighbors. I really like them! They are super friendly and they have fires in their outside fireplace like every night and it smells delicious! They had a party last week and me and my dad went and we took shots together! Drinking with my dad was odd but I still had some fun.

This week I plan on watching Shark Week and next week is my VACATION!!! I am so excited! My family is coming down for a visit and we are going to have great adventures and I will try to get as much photographic evidence as possible… I should make a youtube video too… hmmm…

See you later internets!!!!

♥ Shawnee

1. I like being alone most of the time.
2. I often wear dummy glasses over my contacts.
3. I sleep with at least 5 pillows.
4. I love video games to no end!
5. I love men with big… huge… noses.
6. I’m vain or something. I’m writing this blog for Pete’s sake!
7. I solo dance in my underwear on the daily.
8. I retired from FarmVille.
9. I love to run even though I am a chubby bunny.
10. I am not a lesbian. Or bi. Sorry.
11. I love to photograph. Everything.
12. I’m a gear head.
13. I can play three instruments. If I can play them well or not is up to you!
14. I love tequila! It makes me hyper as hell!
15. You can’t take anything I say seriously…
16. …there is usually truth in my jokes.
17. I never drank that juice box of wine I camwhored with.
18. I’m thinking about drinking it now though but I wont.
19. Speaking of booze… I have never had a hangover.
20. I woke up once in a bathtub.
21. I have my own language.
22. I’m such a slob…
23. The later it gets the more energy I get.
24. I don’t pirate software.
25. My guilty pleasure is bad reality shows like The Hills, America’s Next Top Model, and the Kardashians!
26. I always sleep under a big ol’ blanket. Even when it’s 125º
27. I’m bilingual.
28. I’m friggin’ weird.
29. I hate answering my phone. It makes me anxious.
30. I listen to my iPod at least 8 hours out of every day.
31. I check my email every two hours.
32. I walk almost everywhere.
33. I hate body hair so I have none.
34. Twitter is my favorite social network.
35. I don’t need to be drunk to karaoke.
36. I am scatter brained.
37. I trust the wrong people and don’t trust the right people.
38. I drink at least three liters of water a day.
39. I’m INFAMOUS!
40. Gwen Stefani is my hero because she is THE WOMAN!
41. I am obsessed with lotion.
42. I buy a pillow every time I go to target.
43. I’m a nerd.
44. I don’t like the word “geek” it’s what you call people who bite the heads off chickens. Ew…
45. I listen to all types of music.
46. I shower every day, sometimes twice.
47. I am a little ghetto.
48. I own two pairs of shutter shades and I have wore them both at the same time.
49. I didn’t like beer until I was 23.
50. I once went on a date with a guy who said “I can’t believe I’m on a date with Agent Shawnee” and it pissed me off!
51. All my celebrity crushes are very much older than me.
52. I usually only date men younger than me.
53. I’m shy around new people.
54. I’m crazy around notnew people.
55. When I don’t do laundry sometimes I just buy new clothes.
56. I have no short term memory.
57. I never forget things I have read.
58. I am a licensed cosmetologist.
59. I have one fang and I kind of like it. I used to have two.
60. I hold grudges.
61. I want to move anywhere but here!
62. I like to say “Squaw Bread” but I have never tasted it.
63. I love live music.
64. I can’t control what comes out of my mouth sometimes.
65. I don’t sleep.
66. I have two different colored eyes.
67. My two different colored eyes are more intense when I am angry or sad.
68. I hate feet. With a passion!
69. The only religion I practice is worshiping at the Apple store.
70. I am a chubby bunny but I only date thin men. Not on purpose.
71. I love my last name but hate where it comes from!
72. I am no one’s groupie.
73. I love sleep more than anything.
74. I look a shitton younger than I am.
75. I hate spam! (the food)
76. I have the best sense of smell ever! I can smell what was last in a cup after it’s been cleaned well.
77. I would rather cuddle with man than go to a bar.
78. When random people recognize me from the interwebz I don’t know how to act.
79. I can draw and paint like nobody’s business!
80. I like basketball.
81. I hate people who type “u” “r” “y” “4″ and so on. I can understand in a text or to make your tweets shorter but if you have a keyboard… TYPE OUT THE REAL WORDS! Lazy asses…
82. I am so over writing this blog! 100 facts is hard to come up with!
83. I can never fall asleep!
84. Someone should turn my weirdass life into a movie.
85. I can’t keep a diary to save my life!
86. I’m easily excited.
87. It’s hard to impress me.
88. I like to pretend I believe in conspiracies.
89. I can’t spell without spell check.
90. I don’t eat a lot of things purely based on texture.
91. I can stay up for days.
92. I might be immortal. Rumor has it anyway…
93. I want a lot of tattoos but have none.
94. Keyboard Cat is on my favorite music on Facebook.
95. The word “intimidation” is not in my vocab.
96. I only sign my first name.
97. I am a Sagittarius.
98. I probably love my iPhone more than most of my ex boyfriends.
99. I’m writing a book.
100. I make no sense.

Yeah… I just did that. What? Don’t be too harsh or I’ll do 100 more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

♥ Shawnee

First of all that last blog wasn’t directed to anyone in general. It was more of a statement about how I see guys act towards me and my friends. If you are really feeling offended by it maybe you should take a step back and ask your self what really bothered you about it. Is it because you actually do those things? Is it because you are being called out? If that’s the case well… not my problem once again.

Second of all every guy who has contacted me about that last blog is single and from what I’ve known has never been in a real happy relationship. So is calling me names and bitching to me about writing a blog really going to help? I just so happen to like nice guys who are honest, straight forward, and know how to love someone. There are plenty of girls who love emotionally unavailable bad boys out there. So if that’s who you are you have plenty to choose from so don’t worry about me!

Lastly, if you have a problem with my last blog or this blog comment about it! Tell me why I am wrong followed by a good argument. Don’t be a loser and insult me without merit.

Kthnxbai,
Shawnee

So why waste my time having these stupid crushes? There is no reason! Sure they may go out with me every time I ask but what do they bring to the table? Sure they may be cute and seem all around great but if they can’t do any of the heavy lifting are they worth it? I don’t want some lazy ass guy who needs to pursued because either A. He isn’t interested but enjoys the attention or B. he has no balls. I don’t want A or B! Especially if a guy KNOWS I am interested and still hangs out with me on the regular but never actually deals with information in either direction. Seriously dudes! If you know a girl likes you either make a goddamn move or get out of the way and tell her you’re not interested! It’s really the polite thing to do you know. Also if you give a damn about her you should really get it over with other than leading her on or hiding the truth.

Now I know what you are thinking… “Shawnee you are a strong woman! Who cares if you are the one that is chasing?!” Well… If I am doing all the chasing how do I know this guy is going to be able to handle me? Yeah I know I am pretty badass and a badass woman needs a badass man to stand beside her! Badass man does not equal a man I have to constantly pursue.

So I am making a midyear resolution. I am no longer going to ask a guy I like to hang out or anything of that matter! If he wants me he can come get me and if he ends up being too late. Well… that’s not my problem. I will still be happy in the end and his happiness is none of my concern. I don’t care how shy you are, what’s going on in your life, or anything of that matter. If someone really wants something they will try to get it and if they can’t do that, how will they ever be able to handle me?

I would rather spend a 100 nights with my left hand then deal with a man who can’t even try.

Word.

♥ Shawnee

What do you think? Wasn’t I a total vamp?! LOL

Good Night!
♥ Shawnee

The internet is probably one of the greatest things ever invented! Better than the wheel! (See I don’t drive so I don’t give a rat’s ass about the wheel)

So this being said, I have something very very very VERY important to state…

Now I live on the internet. When I’m not on my Macbook or my iPad, I’m on my iPhone tweeting up a storm! I think I am way too connected as it is and all my internet life is based on a life that is going on outside of the world wide web. It shouldn’t be the other way around.

I see these people who only live on the internet. When they speak they talk about their conversations with people they have never met and they think these people are their real friends. I know you can make connections with people via the web through skype and other services and you can be sure they aren’t a 45 year old man with a chicken wing stuck to his face that is four weeks old and his left hand in his pants.

So here is my question for you… Are these REAL connections?

Can a virtual connection be the same as one you can touch? Can you really get to know someone via the web the same way you can in person?

When you are on the web you can be a character. You can be a better version of your self by showcasing you good side. People don’t see the side of you when your world is crashing down around you, the side you show when you feel real sadness, and the side of you when you are blazing mad.

I know I am me on the web… well… minus a few zits here and there. What you get here is real and I take a lot of pride in that. There isn’t much a keep private aside from my love life (Not my dating life! LOL) You get my bitchy ranty side, my happy go lucky side, my sad side, and so on. Sometimes it offends people but hey, I’m real as hell. Are you?

Now I am not saying everyone should be like me. If you are a private person, that’s cool. I could care less.

Back to my point…

Life is about balance. If you are going to have a stake in the internet and leave your mark you can’t sacrifice your real flesh life. How far is too far? When you lose all your social skills with real breathing people. If you can’t relate on the physical plane what is the point of being on the virtual one?

I have met so many people that lose all their friends and connections in real life because they spend way to much time on the internet. You try to hang out with them and all they do is talk about their internet friends, their internet games, and such. When you bring up a subject based on anything real, they are like deer in the headlights! What kind of life is that to live?

Privacy is a huge buzz word in the media right now when speaking about the internet. Maybe addiction should be the new buzz word. If you are putting all your private information on the internet and you are worried about the world seeing it, there is something wrong with that picture. Why are you putting all your deep dark secrets on the web in the first place? Is it because you don’t know where to draw the line? Is it because you are so addicted you can’t help but spill your guts to the world? Now, do you have the right to complain about privacy?

See I don’t feel like I would ever have the right to complain about my privacy on the web unless someone else posted something private about me. Are people so paranoid about their privacy because of their addiction?

I am an internet addict. I don’t think I could go 24 hours with sending and receiving some serious data. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that. What bothers me is these people who are socially inept in the real world and you make connections with them via the internet to only find when you meet them in person they are a shell of a person. They have maybe one or two friends that they know in person and they can barely handle that! So please! I beg of you! Don’t become one of those people!

My challenge to all my blog readers is to get out!

Go out into the world. Make real connections with people. Live life! Then! …and only then… Report to the internet everything you just did! Turn things around! Live life and enjoy every second of it! Because to turn into a virtual person is sad and I don’t want that for anyone!

♥ Shawnee

What is more important your ego or your relationships and friendships?

Let me tell you something wise I have learned from the stubborn egomaniacs of the world. If your ego comes first, in the end, all you will have left is that ego.

So what is so really great about your ego? Is it worth losing someone you care about?

If someone you claim to care about tells you how they feel about things you have done… how do you react?

Your reaction is EVERYTHING!!

So which path do you choose? Do you choose the higher road and say something simple like…

Crisis averted.

Now… if you don’t take the higher road, you might just stomp out any future relationship with that person.

If you…

• Turn everything they say around on them.

• Sit there and point out every fault they have.
• Sit there and point out things that never happened.
• Make excuses.
• Accuse them of hurting you.
• Threaten to take away your friendship.
• Throw a pity party.
• Accuse them of having other problems.

…you will end up hurting the person even more.

Then how do you fix that? Do you dig a deeper hole? Do you just keep saying things that are worse and worse?

What good is all this? What can anyone get out of reacting like this?

Last night I tried to express the way I was feeling toward someone and their reaction was the later. The way I felt was never acknowledged. This person just decided to tell me everything that was wrong with me instead. Then they followed it by accusing me of never giving them a chance to communicate with me. How hard is to pick up the phone and say, “Hey I need to talk to you about this?” I’m not going to say “Ok it’s time for you to tell me everything you feel like you need to communicate with me!” I can’t be held responsible for someone not knowing how simple it is to reach out to someone. Then it turned into excuses such as “I have a stressful job.” I have stress and problems too that doesn’t make it ok to ignore someone.

At that point I had enough. There is no reason I should sit there and listen to that bullshit from anyone just because they didn’t like how I was feeling towards them. So I told them they could have the whole project that was my idea in the first place (Which is not an easy thing to give up! That’s just how irate I was at this person!) and went to bed.

I woke up to an email with a title…

Really? Me? It takes two to tango and my feet kept getting stepped on so why should I stay on the dance floor?

The email contained a threat to end our friendship if I walked away from this project.

Would you stick around if you got that reaction because you told someone you felt left out of a project that was your idea in the first place?

I can’t fix this. This person has dug themselves to deep of a hole and I am not going to pull them out of it. I now still feel the way I felt when I first tried to communicate the problem and extremely disappointed in the way they handled them selves. This makes me wonder how they will handle them selves if this project were to blow up and they have to deal with the public saying way worse things.

The more I think about this fucked up situation the more I wonder if seeing this person in person is a good idea. I might blow a fuse and give them a verbal lashing. No, I know I would if they said any of the things they said online to me in person. That’s a side of me I do not like and I would hate to see it brought down upon someone.

I think I should just clear my mind of this problem and let this person figure out how to make it better.

♥ Shawnee

Marie wanted to make sure I did not leave without her! I think she is scarred by me leaving her to go to Macworld! (T_T)

So we left around noonish to drive up to my grandma’s house in Lake Isabella. On the way we harassed some cows, sang some songs, ate some junk food, and talked. It went by super fast and Nicole is just too cute for words!!!

When we got there I chilled with the family a lot! I ate my grandma’s amazing cooking, watched movies with them, went to see Alice with my cousin Taylor, and went to my cousin Emily’s play. It was a blast! I wish I could go out there more!!!

Since my trip I have been working a lot and MirandaJanell and I filmed our first episode of Sassy Geeks which was late but went pretty well!!

So… speaking of internet projects I started yet another blog!!!! I am really into this one! It is about a Japanese lifestyle called Gyaru. Check it out!!

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How was everyone’s Spring break?! Did you go on any trips or anything? Fill me in!!

♥ Shawnee