1. I like being alone most of the time.
2. I often wear dummy glasses over my contacts.
3. I sleep with at least 5 pillows.
4. I love video games to no end!
5. I love men with big… huge… noses.
6. I’m vain or something. I’m writing this blog for Pete’s sake!
7. I solo dance in my underwear on the daily.
8. I retired from FarmVille.
9. I love to run even though I am a chubby bunny.
10. I am not a lesbian. Or bi. Sorry.
11. I love to photograph. Everything.
12. I’m a gear head.
13. I can play three instruments. If I can play them well or not is up to you!
14. I love tequila! It makes me hyper as hell!
15. You can’t take anything I say seriously…
16. …there is usually truth in my jokes.
17. I never drank that juice box of wine I camwhored with.
18. I’m thinking about drinking it now though but I wont.
19. Speaking of booze… I have never had a hangover.
20. I woke up once in a bathtub.
21. I have my own language.
22. I’m such a slob…
23. The later it gets the more energy I get.
24. I don’t pirate software.
25. My guilty pleasure is bad reality shows like The Hills, America’s Next Top Model, and the Kardashians!
26. I always sleep under a big ol’ blanket. Even when it’s 125º
27. I’m bilingual.
28. I’m friggin’ weird.
29. I hate answering my phone. It makes me anxious.
30. I listen to my iPod at least 8 hours out of every day.
31. I check my email every two hours.
32. I walk almost everywhere.
33. I hate body hair so I have none.
34. Twitter is my favorite social network.
35. I don’t need to be drunk to karaoke.
36. I am scatter brained.
37. I trust the wrong people and don’t trust the right people.
38. I drink at least three liters of water a day.
39. I’m INFAMOUS!
40. Gwen Stefani is my hero because she is THE WOMAN!
41. I am obsessed with lotion.
42. I buy a pillow every time I go to target.
43. I’m a nerd.
44. I don’t like the word “geek” it’s what you call people who bite the heads off chickens. Ew…
45. I listen to all types of music.
46. I shower every day, sometimes twice.
47. I am a little ghetto.
48. I own two pairs of shutter shades and I have wore them both at the same time.
49. I didn’t like beer until I was 23.
50. I once went on a date with a guy who said “I can’t believe I’m on a date with Agent Shawnee” and it pissed me off!
51. All my celebrity crushes are very much older than me.
52. I usually only date men younger than me.
53. I’m shy around new people.
54. I’m crazy around notnew people.
55. When I don’t do laundry sometimes I just buy new clothes.
56. I have no short term memory.
57. I never forget things I have read.
58. I am a licensed cosmetologist.
59. I have one fang and I kind of like it. I used to have two.
60. I hold grudges.
61. I want to move anywhere but here!
62. I like to say “Squaw Bread” but I have never tasted it.
63. I love live music.
64. I can’t control what comes out of my mouth sometimes.
65. I don’t sleep.
66. I have two different colored eyes.
67. My two different colored eyes are more intense when I am angry or sad.
68. I hate feet. With a passion!
69. The only religion I practice is worshiping at the Apple store.
70. I am a chubby bunny but I only date thin men. Not on purpose.
71. I love my last name but hate where it comes from!
72. I am no one’s groupie.
73. I love sleep more than anything.
74. I look a shitton younger than I am.
75. I hate spam! (the food)
76. I have the best sense of smell ever! I can smell what was last in a cup after it’s been cleaned well.
77. I would rather cuddle with man than go to a bar.
78. When random people recognize me from the interwebz I don’t know how to act.
79. I can draw and paint like nobody’s business!
80. I like basketball.
81. I hate people who type “u” “r” “y” “4″ and so on. I can understand in a text or to make your tweets shorter but if you have a keyboard… TYPE OUT THE REAL WORDS! Lazy asses…
82. I am so over writing this blog! 100 facts is hard to come up with!
83. I can never fall asleep!
84. Someone should turn my weirdass life into a movie.
85. I can’t keep a diary to save my life!
86. I’m easily excited.
87. It’s hard to impress me.
88. I like to pretend I believe in conspiracies.
89. I can’t spell without spell check.
90. I don’t eat a lot of things purely based on texture.
91. I can stay up for days.
92. I might be immortal. Rumor has it anyway…
93. I want a lot of tattoos but have none.
94. Keyboard Cat is on my favorite music on Facebook.
95. The word “intimidation” is not in my vocab.
96. I only sign my first name.
97. I am a Sagittarius.
98. I probably love my iPhone more than most of my ex boyfriends.
99. I’m writing a book.
100. I make no sense.

Yeah… I just did that. What? Don’t be too harsh or I’ll do 100 more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

♥ Shawnee

First of all that last blog wasn’t directed to anyone in general. It was more of a statement about how I see guys act towards me and my friends. If you are really feeling offended by it maybe you should take a step back and ask your self what really bothered you about it. Is it because you actually do those things? Is it because you are being called out? If that’s the case well… not my problem once again.

Second of all every guy who has contacted me about that last blog is single and from what I’ve known has never been in a real happy relationship. So is calling me names and bitching to me about writing a blog really going to help? I just so happen to like nice guys who are honest, straight forward, and know how to love someone. There are plenty of girls who love emotionally unavailable bad boys out there. So if that’s who you are you have plenty to choose from so don’t worry about me!

Lastly, if you have a problem with my last blog or this blog comment about it! Tell me why I am wrong followed by a good argument. Don’t be a loser and insult me without merit.

Kthnxbai,
Shawnee

So why waste my time having these stupid crushes? There is no reason! Sure they may go out with me every time I ask but what do they bring to the table? Sure they may be cute and seem all around great but if they can’t do any of the heavy lifting are they worth it? I don’t want some lazy ass guy who needs to pursued because either A. He isn’t interested but enjoys the attention or B. he has no balls. I don’t want A or B! Especially if a guy KNOWS I am interested and still hangs out with me on the regular but never actually deals with information in either direction. Seriously dudes! If you know a girl likes you either make a goddamn move or get out of the way and tell her you’re not interested! It’s really the polite thing to do you know. Also if you give a damn about her you should really get it over with other than leading her on or hiding the truth.

Now I know what you are thinking… “Shawnee you are a strong woman! Who cares if you are the one that is chasing?!” Well… If I am doing all the chasing how do I know this guy is going to be able to handle me? Yeah I know I am pretty badass and a badass woman needs a badass man to stand beside her! Badass man does not equal a man I have to constantly pursue.

So I am making a midyear resolution. I am no longer going to ask a guy I like to hang out or anything of that matter! If he wants me he can come get me and if he ends up being too late. Well… that’s not my problem. I will still be happy in the end and his happiness is none of my concern. I don’t care how shy you are, what’s going on in your life, or anything of that matter. If someone really wants something they will try to get it and if they can’t do that, how will they ever be able to handle me?

I would rather spend a 100 nights with my left hand then deal with a man who can’t even try.

Word.

♥ Shawnee

Disclaimer: This video may make your ears and eyes bleed, it may crush your soul and all hope for humanity, it may cause cancer and in some rare extreme cases death, and can give you Domoitus. If you experience depression, numbness in your right index finger, or a cold sweat PLEASE stop watching the video!

♥ Shawnee

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Peace!
♥ Shawnee

When we first arrived we were greeted by this crazy dog named Diamond and my grandma Bernie.

Baby me!!!!

Then Marie and I went on a walk around my grandma’s ranch to check out the animals and stuff.

“Can you see me?!”

“Oh hai! I’m a lady bug!”

Ok I’ve gotten lazy again and I’m tired as hell! I will post more of these pictures from Christmas tomorrow! lol They will just keep on coming! Good night internet!!!

♥ Shawnee

I sense an impostor…

Christmas in Southern California!!!

♥ Shawnee

So it’s been a while since I sat down and wrote a personal blog… I blame twitter!!!

So I’ve been good. Working a lot and hanging out with friends a lot. My camera broke as I posted back in September so I am still cameraless!! I’m going to use my birthday money and best buy gift cards to buy the Panasonic Lumix ZS1K 10.1 Megapixel Digital Camera this saturday so expect to be spammed with pictures soon!!!!

I have also set up a Flickr account and I plan to set up a pro one once I get my lumix.

So today I had to wake up at 5AM so I could make it to a meeting in the Valley! It was crazy cold so I went to the Starbucks in the Sherman Oaks Galleria to get some warm coffee. It was my first time in that mall and it was super cute! Check out their sweet tree!!

Isn’t it cute?!

Then I took a brisk walk to our main office for the meeting and snapped a few more iPhone pictures!

I found some Fall in California and a big white bird(crane?) chilling in the LA river.

Since the meeting I have pretty much just been chilling and doing things around the house! I played on Poupee a little. Check out my Steve Jobs Poupee Girl LOL

Anyway I am running on a few hours sleep so I think I should get to bed! Going to get a lot of chores done because Thursday is my birthday and I need to relax on that day!

♥ Shawnee

♥ Shawnee

FUCK YEAH!!!! Our new president is going to ROCK!

Alright to change the subject that everyone is on…

I don’t mean to get all Shoot Em Up on you but…

You know what I hate?

I hate people who bitch to bitch!

They care enough to complain but they don’t care about solutions to their problems.

So I was talking to this guy. The FIRST day we spoke. No. No. The FIRST few hours we spoke I learned about all his life problems. From childhood problems, to girlfriend problems, to medical problems, to family problems.

First of all I am so sick and tired of guys who just talk about them selves let alone all their problems. Also, isn’t it a cardinal rule not to talk about exs when first meeting your next potential mate?

Of course I didn’t pay attention to the first signs and kept talking to him. Then today he was telling me his issues with health care and I pointed out that his former job was being unlawful. Instead of saying “Well thanks for that useful info Shawnee, I’ll remember that for next time or if I hear someone else being treated like I was” he said “I don’t care I got laid off”

He doesn’t care?! He cared enough to bitch about it!

See I can bitch about him because I did something about him LOL I told him to have a nice life, good bye, and I ignored the 5 million aim messages from him after saying good bye to him.

No one is ever going to get a decent girlfriend like that! No one! If I had a debbie downer like that as a lovah I’d move on too!

So here is my note to the men out there.

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY THE SECOND THEY MEET YOU!

If you don’t show an active interest in getting to know the other person they aren’t going to show an active interest in getting to know you! Plain and simple.

Plus if you have issues it’s best not to throw all the cards on the table until the girl is super into you and she can over look such issues.

Ok I’m done ranting. LOL

♥ Shawnee