So I saw this thing on Digg and it was Dugg 3,494 times!
Really? Someone is quitting Facebook because of Farmville invites? Seriously? Are they so dumb that they don’t know that with one single click they can block the application and never receive another request?
If someone is going to quit a social network for something that is remedied with one click, good riddance! You are too stupid to be on my internets!
Peace! 
♥ Shawnee
So a while ago I was chilling on iChat when this girl from High School messaged me. Lets call her… “Methella” yeah… that name is perfect! Anyway me and Methella were chatting it up. It was mostly her complaining that she can barely cover rent and how she can’t even afford shampoo. I would feel sorry for her but I know her back story which we will get into more later. Anyway we got into the subject of weight and she mentioned my good friend who we are going to call… “Awesomellie”
First of all who would say that?! Especially someone with a past of alcoholism and illegal drug use. Really? Methella can judge someone for caring about their figure when they abuse their body with hardcore drugs? Of course Methella can because she has no dignity or morals. The thing about a stupid drug addicts is that they don’t care about anyone but themselves but of course they have an opinion about EVERYONE else! This is why no normal person should bother associating with them.
Now of course I vented to Awesomellie about the comment because it really put me off. I had NEVER said anything about what a slut Methella is, how Methella drinks herself stupid and broke, how Methella uses drugs, and how Methella complains and plays the “poor me” card because she has a disease she does nothing but make worse with her bad habits. Yet she can openly talk shit about me and my friend because we care about what we weigh? (BTW Neither Awesomellie or I are anorexic)
Shawnee’s Definition of “Talking Shit” – saying something that is untrue.
So it gets back to Methella that I told Awesomellie what she said and what does Methella do? She tells everyone that I have been calling her a druggie then texts me saying I’m talking shit about her because I told Awesomellie what she said. Really? We must define “talking shit” differently because I told Awesomellie the truth yet she is lying about me? I never talked to anyone about her aside from Awesomellie because I don’t even have any friends in common with her! Nor did I ever say anything about her drug problem (But I am now! Yeah! Get off your drugs and get a job Can.. er Methella!) So who was really “talking shit” in the first place? Yeah Methella. Guess what? I am still not “talking shit” about her because this is all true! Therefor I am just “talking” right?
After going off on me like some elementary school brat she said that Awesomellie didn’t need a friend like me hurting her. WTF?! Me and Awesomellie are great friends and haven’t really had any bad altercations yet Methella and Awesomellie don’t really speak.
Oh did I mention that I tried to help Methella quit drinking when she said she REALLY wanted to?! I hung out with her instead of going out and partying with my friends and I let her hang out at my house when she couldn’t hang out with any of her alcoholic friends. Only for her to go back to drinking and claim she only did it to try and get a guy in AA?!
Oh! And did I mention that she treated me like shit most of my life and tried to make my life a living hell?! Yet I forgave her for her stupidness in her youth and what did I find out? She didn’t change!!!
So here is my unsolicited advice to you… Do not let useless drug addicts, alcoholics, and potheads infect your life!
There is a difference between someone who does these things recreationally and has a job and is a contributing member of society and someone who is a low life with no job who is addicted to the items above. Stay away from the later at all costs. They are gross.
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
There is this loser who talks shit about me because I blog saying that makes me self centered. Well I saw him working the other day and he has a picture of himself on his nametag. The name tags are customizable and he had them make one with his mug on it… I’m self centered? What an asshat! So here is my letter to the asshat
Dear Asshat,
You must be more obsessed with me than I am with my self. You talk about me to people who don’t even care or hardly know me. That’s pathetic. You are not in high school. I know you probably used to be the head cheerleader with your girlish figure but it’s time to move on. Picking on people you hardly know is lame and immature. So how about you grow a pair and man up? Stop being such a bitch who needs to bitch to bitch. Oh and if I am the one full of them selves here why are you the one with a picture of your self on your name tag? Hmmm? Yeah it’s time to revaluate your life. Consider this my favor to you not only am I giving you the attention you crave but I am teaching you a life lesson. Get your nose out of other people’s lives and focus on your own because it needs a lot of help.
Love,
Shawnee
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
You know what I hate? Florida. So I’ve decided to share with you all exactly why I detest the state.
If it isn’t enough that the state is nearly wiped out by a hurricane every year and everyone just rebuilds their life, the news stories that come out of Florida on top of that?! Either these people are the dumbest people on earth or this is natures way of trying to get rid of them. Or worse… both. Does nature watch the news?
Here are just some highlights from the Florida news in 2009.
1. So I guess a woman was smoking outside her apartment and another woman was not pleased. So picks up a can of Glade aerosol room freshener and sprays the smoking woman’s face. Fire+Aerosol=Not great for any party involved.
2. A 53 year old woman was sitting on the toilette and got a surprise when a 56 year old woman accidently dropped her gun and shot her right on the can!
Click here for the whole story
3. An 8th grade kid was suspended from riding the bus because he passed gas! How can you suspend someone for farting?! That’s like getting fired for have a bladder problem or something.
Click here to read the full story
4. Tiger Woods lives in Florida. Enough said.
5. A woman was at McDonalds and she called 911 three times because they were out of chicken McNuggets and they could not refund her money. A lot of people argue that she may have been in the right because she had already given them her money but any sane person would just settle on something else. If someone really felt the police were needed in this case you can call the police NOT 911! Chicken nuggets are not an emergency! What is really sad is that there was totally a copy cat crime in this one but instead it happened in another awesome state Ohio! A 24 year old woman punched through a drive-thru window because they were out of nuggets. What is WRONG with you people?!
Click here for the 911 story
Click here for Ohio copy cat crime
6. A woman moved out of her boy friends place and returned to get a Pop Tart and her ex would not let her in so she stabbed him. Yes… for a Pop Tart…
Click here for the whole story
7. The face of Shamwow, Vince Shlomi, beat up a hooker that bit him. Of course after paying her a grand or so.
So I am not here to offend anyone who lives in Florida (I know some great people from Florida!) but really guys? Can’t you get your state under control? Or enlist some alligators and bull sharks to help pick off the dumb ones?
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
*Note* Yeah I rant on my blog and I don’t really give a damn if I offend anyone. I don’t use names and it’s my way of letting off so steam. So if you can’t handle is go cry to your mama cuz the Shawnee don’t give a damn 
I am soooooo tired of people who are not considerate of their friends feelings and interests. 
I have this friend and I swear to god she is the most selfish person ever and I can’t handle it any more. She invites me to crap SHE wants to do and flakes. We almost never ever do anything I want to do and when we do she either has to leave right away because she has other plans or bitches the whole time. In other words she finds a way to make it ALL about her.
Yes I’ve written about this problem before and she read it and what did she do? She bought me something and continued to act EXACTLY the same! That makes no sense to me. Material things DON’T fix your problems with people. They just make them feel a little better for a moment. Like oragel… You put it on your throbbing tooth and of course it feels good for a moment but the cavity is still there.
Like when we went to the Melting Pot. I was soooooooo excited they opened one here so I tried to get my friends together to go. I told her WEEKS in advance and what happens? We go to pick her up and she’s like “Ok but we have to be done by such and such time because I have plans with my boy friend to see a movie.” Really? You can see a movie anytime it will be in theaters a while. You DON’T have to cut my plans short because you can’t stay away from your boyfriend for a few hours. Then she proceeded to bitch about the prices and how tired she was. If you go somewhere and don’t want to spend money on the food get something small and shut up. Don’t bring everyone else down about it.
Then there was my birthday. MONTHS before my birthday I told her I REALLY wanted to go to Disney Land and she said ok. Then when the weeks before arrived it turned into “Oh I dunno if I can get the time off” even though she could have damn well gotten it off for sure. It’s not that hard when you request it in advance. Then she agreed to go with me and her boyfriend a few days before my bday. Then she calls me the day before and cancels on me because she can’t handle issues with her boyfriend and because she doesn’t have a lot of money. Why agree to do something if you know you are not going to do it? Oh but it gets worse! I invite her to lunch with my other friend and what do I get to do after lunch with them? Watch her spend money at the mall!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BEING TOO BROKE?!?!! Fucking selfish people I swear!!!
So one day she texted me inviting me to the Hello Kitty MAC launch because she said she knows how much I love Hello Kitty. I was surprised she actually wanted to do something I would want to do. Even though I was hesitant to go because I was broke (and really upset about my money situation) I decided to go because she seemed to be actually doing something for me. Nope. She didn’t even RSVP like the invite told her to do. WTF? If it says to RSVP and you want to go you RSVP. Then she didn’t get the time right. She said it would be at 2PM but we went there and she found out it was at 8PM and this is what she said “Well I will be to tired to go then so you can go by your self if you want.” Which I couldn’t even do because she put her name on the list and not mine.
I invited her over for a girls night the other night. A girls night! Not “I’m going to do your hair and cater to you night.” So she comes over telling me she will “let me” cut her hair?! WTF it’s my fucking trade no one “lets me” cut their hair on a night I just want to kick back. Then I tell her if I cut it I have to finish it dry because thats the way hair cuts SHOULD be finished and I’m not going to let someone walk around with a half ass hair cut telling people I do it. So she bitches about that and her damn schedule. I sleep in on my day off and I really don’t enjoy people expecting me to get out of bed and do shit for them that we could have done some other time when we didn’t have a girls night planned. Or if she would have at least ASKED me to do it nicely instead of “letting” me do it. That’s just fucked up and rather rude.
There are plenty of things I want to do that we never do. Like I’ve been dying to go to the restaurant that my crush works at which is RIGHT BY her work and of course that hasn’t happened and will NEVER happen. Why? Because she ONLY cares about her self.
So today we were supposed to go see a movie with her mom. I called her at like 12:30ish in the afternoon yesterday and asked her to text me the details. Her idea of details is “There is a show at 1:30.” No location or if we are actually going. So I sent her a text when I got off work telling her I need the details of exactly when and were I need to be so I know what time I need to get up and be on the bus by. What do I get? “There is a showing at 1:30 at Del Amo.” So I texted her asking if we are actually going to that showing. No response. So I texted her later and said “Ok have fun tomorrow because I will not be flaked on again.” I know that was a bit rude but considering her track record it was called for. I don’t want to get up and get ready for something that wont even happen. Nor did I want to take a bus somewhere for no reason. It really is a waste of money and my time.
I am seriously livid at this person. I’m not going to put up with this bull shit. I am out of her life for now and if she wants to make it better she is going to have to do something damn special and not selfish (and no I don’t mean buying something or throwing money at the problem) until then I am not going to call her, talk to her, or do her hair.
Then there is another friend… Who is not selfish but a bit flakey. It really bothers me that whenever she has a man in her life or whatever she totally drops all her friends. Then when she is feeling lonely and not wanting to drink she blogs about how she needs her friends right now. Really? Because you don’t seem to need us when you are fucking or dating someone. I was there for her when she first quit drinking. I opted to spend time with her doing non drinking things than going out and what happened? She just stopped calling me after she was seeing a guy or two. So I wont be waiting in line to help her when she needs someone to lean on.
Ok I am done bitching.
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
This is going to be one short and sweet blog.
I really don’t think anyone has the right to talk/blog/bitch about politics when they are not educated.
The following statement is NEVER OK!
People say a lot of shit! At least make your own damn opinions based on facts and NOT on gossip.
Ok I’m done.
♥ Shawnee
