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❤ Shawnee

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Saturday
Aug232008

Pierced Tongue

I know I was supposed post this yesterday but yeah I ended up chillin' all day instead.

So on Friday I woke my ass up early to get to work by 7:30am (yeah that's insanely early for me) and I was out of work by 1:00pm! wh00t! Then at around 2:00pm we left for Venice beach and drove around for a damn parking place forever. We originally had planned on going to Amore's tattoo artist but he didn't have piercing supplies so he recommended us to Tattoo Asylum.

I got there and I was super nervous in the waiting area but then my piercer came out and before I knew it... it was over! Her name was Zulema (I hope I spelled that right.) She was super nice and I feel really shitty because I didn't even think to tip her! I have half a mind to go back there and tip her. LOL

It didn't hurt AT ALL!!! I swear it's almost creepy how it didn't hurt

Now here is the moment you've been waiting for...

The crappiest picture of me EVER!!!!



After we got back from Venice we went and saw House Bunny. It was soooo funny! I loved it!



After the movie we saw these cars.. LOL




Yeah those are handcuffs on the review mirror...


After the movie we did some shopping. I got a "s" necklace and a heart necklace and I got Charmed Season 4 on DVD and Entourage Season 1 on DVD. Damn I'm so in love with Johnny Drama (Kevin Dillon) he is sooooo fine! Yeah I know I'm weird... LOL I also got the new issue of Rolling Stone with Robert Downey JR on the cover. My older man crushes! LOL



♥ Shawnee
Thursday
Aug212008

AIM fakers!

You know what I hate? When you block someone on AIM and they just make another screen name to bug you with!

What the duce?!

I just wanted to say "Get the hint buddy!" but I didn't even accept the message.

That is sooooo stalkerotzy! Once I had one guy make a female name to try and talk to me! LOL What a loooooooser!!!!

If you have talked to someone online for a short time or even know them in person for a short time and they block you, it's for a reason. They no longer wish to speak with you!

Get it? Got it? Good.

Expect and picture filled entry from my tongue piercing adventure tomorrow! Yeah that's right! It's finally done! I have a nice hole in my tongue! I'll tease you a bit for now...

Be sure to check in tomorrow!

♥ Shawnee
Tuesday
Aug192008

I want you to know

You need to know that I am flighty. I will run away many times before I finally run into your arms.

You need to know that I fear nothing. Not even losing you for good because I don't need anyone.

You need to know that I am strong on the outside but maybe not on the inside.

You need to know that I am pretty abusive and I like it that way.

You need to know that I will never ever admit my true feelings. If I do you will lose me.

You need to know that I am not perfect and will never be.

You need to know that I crave the attention you could never give me.

You need to know that I never will hurt you on purpose. It's just my nature.

You need to know that I cannot pick up hints. I am clueless and I need to be told everything straight out.

You need to know that I put my career first because I can control it and I cannot control you.

You need to know that I am the person you have created in your mind and not all at the same time.

I want you to know that you can always pull me back.

I want you to know that you can hold onto me even though I don't need you. It doesn't mean I don't want you.

I want you to know that you can crack the strong shell. It's delicious inside.

I want you to know that you can take the abuse and I shall adore you more for it.

I want you to know that you can trust I know my true feelings and have faith in me.

I want you to know that you are not perfect either and never will be.

I want you to know that you can give into my attention whoreness. I wont tell.

I want you to know that you can be hurt by me but I will always make it up to you.

I want you to know that you can always tell me the truth.

I want you to know that you may hold second place in my heart but that's not a bad place to be.

I want you to know that you are the person I've created in my mind and not all at the same time.


♥ Shawnee
Saturday
Aug162008

I may not know karate but I know carazy!

Time for a Shawnee world update. I haven't been posting much about my own life lately so I will give you guys the cliff notes!

I've been working a lot of days in a row because I requested this weekend off because I'm getting my tongue pierced this Friday! Woohoo! I'm going to have bling on my tongue so when I stick it out at people they will know! LOL

Today at work the systems were down and it was absolute CHAOS but I made it through ok. People got really emotional about it but my response was "well things happen" (I couldn't say "shit happens" LOL)

I'm trying to avoid having a love life even though men are coming from left and right. I wanna know where my career is going first.

That's all I really have to report...

Except for one thing

Do you ever feel like there is some people on your LJ friends who are just really unoriginal and copy whatever you write. I feel like one person on my friends list is ALWAYS jacking my style. I mention I like something then all of the sudden they are obsessed with it and sometimes even acts as if they are more into it than me and know more about it. They will act all stuck up about it even though their knowledge is not correct. Though they never mention they are into the same things as I until I mention I like it. Or I will write about something, post a picture, or a youtube thing and they will post it right after me.

I dunno maybe I am acting like a third grader with my whole "Waaaaaah so and so is copying me!" act but seriously it's a little odd and it kind of bugs me. I think having a LJ/Blog is about writing about your life, stuff your interested in, and your opinions. Not mine or anyone else's. I can understand being inspired by someone else's blog entry and writing about your opinions on the subject. Like "Oh I saw this on Shawnee's blog and this is what I think about it..." or "I saw this picture/video on Shawnee's blog and I wanted to share it with my friends list because it is so funny!" I ALWAYS link to the journal I got inspiration from or saw a video on. There is a LJ html tag for that even! If you don't know how to link to another journal or site Click Here to learn how!

I dunno I just think it's lame when people do that. ANYWAY! Expect pictures next week of my pierced tongue and a blonder Shawnee!!!!!!

Oh and on the subject of being blonde here is Xiaxue's video about going blonde. I think it's super funny especially the Amy Whinehouse photo! OMG LOL!





♥ Shawnee
Thursday
Aug142008

Big Foot Press Conference Update!

"I just got off the phone with Erik Vance, a freelancer covering the bigfoot press conference in Palo Alto, California, for us. We'll be posting his story as soon as we can this afternoon, but here are the highlights:

-- The three men claiming they had found bigfoot -- Matthew Whitton, Rick Dyer, and veteran Bigfoot tracker Tom Biscardi of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. -- brought no physical evidence of the creature.

-- There were a few photos on display, one of some sort of primate jaw, and one of some sort of creature walking through the woods.

-- They brought an e-mail printout from Curtis Nelson, the University of Minnesota biologist testing three samples of the animal's DNA. According to Nelson, two were human, and the other was a combination and human and possum. Was that what this animal was eating before it died?

More to come."


Source - 60 ~ Second Science

CNN reports there is a video on Youtube.com created by the "founders of big foot" saying that it was all a hoax. First the men claimed no video exists then they said it was just to keep stalkers off their case until the press conference. So they can't keep their story straight obviously.

They claimed to have video of the other Big Foot like animals they saw there that day but did not bring it.

The only proof they had was two photos.

Source - CNN

They invited Fox news to come watch the autopsy of the body on Monday. More waiting kids! I still say it's all one big plea for attention and two seconds of fame!


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In other news Harry Potter has been pushed from November 2008 to July 2009! LAME!

♥ Shawnee