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❤ Shawnee

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Monday
Dec082008

A letter to the whether.

Dear Whether,

I was just wondering if you could turn up the heat a little? I mean 58 degrees? Really? I lost 110 pounds I am not built to handle to the cold anymore! Less and less lard! Further more I live in Southern California where it is supposed to be sunny 24/7(yes at night too!)! Now don't get me wrong a change in whether is nice and all but I'm single this year! My dog and cat are not cutting it with their heating job! So please either crank up the heat a little or while you're up there ask who ever is in charge to send me a nice hot blooded man to keep me warm. I really appreciate you taking care of this matter in a timely manor. Thanks so much!!!!

Love,
Shawnee
Saturday
Dec062008

The Perfect Gift!

Are you looking for the perfect gift for that special someone?!

Have a secret santa and just don't know what to get them? Or tell them you gave them herpes?

Well I've got the gift for you!!!!

A Planned Parenthood Gift Card!!!!!

Yes... you read right!

So if you want to tell that special girl you want her to get rid of that bun in the oven, there's no better way!

I know you love me for sharing this info right?

Yeah... you do...

♥ Shawnee
Monday
Nov242008

Will Smith to do Old Boy? (yet another non update)


Image Source : Babble


So Dream Works has bought the rights to a Korean movie called Old Boy and Will Smith is working to recreate it with Spielberg. Rumor has it that Mr Smith will also be starring in it.

Honestly I don't think America would take the film well and it could seriously hurt Mr Smith's career.

Plot Summery of Old Boy

"On the day of his daughter's birthday, Ho Dae-su (Min-sik Choi) gets completely drunk and is arrested. His best friend No Joo-hwan (Dae-han Ji) releases him from the police station, and while calling home from a phone booth, Dae-su vanishes. Indeed he has been abducted and imprisoned in a room for fifteen years. One day, he is suddenly released, receives clothes, money and a cellular and meets the Japanese chef Mido (Hye-jeong Kang), and they feel a great attraction for each other. However, Dae-su seeks for his captor and the reason of his long imprisonment. While looking for revenge, Dae-su discloses deep secrets from the past. "
Written By: Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Braz

Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg for the plot. He ends up sleeping with his daughter not knowing it's her. The rest? Well I do not want to totally ruin the movie for you but it is pretty heavy and wild.

Have you seen Old Boy?

What do you think of it being redone for America?

Do you guys think it will have to be rewritten a bit?

♥ Shawnee
Tuesday
Nov112008

If you are uneducated you have no right to talk politics!

This is going to be one short and sweet blog.

I really don't think anyone has the right to talk/blog/bitch about politics when they are not educated.

The following statement is NEVER OK!

"People say ______ about _____ and it bothers me so I'm not going to vote for them."


People say a lot of shit! At least make your own damn opinions based on facts and NOT on gossip.

Ok I'm done.

♥ Shawnee
Monday
Nov032008

Director acts out his own horror movie.


Horror Movie Director Murders for REAL


That's CRAZY that someone would get so involved with their movie they actually murder someone. Not only that but they tried to murder someone then actually murdered someone.

He lured the men to his garage saying he was hot mama on some internet personals. Now many men have asked me out on the internet and I have always been a tad freaked out about it. A lot of those men wanted to meet somewhere late at night and didn't understand why I wasn't down to go out at night with some stranger.

I know this didn't happen to girls but guys AND girls need to be aware of the dangers of internet dating.

If you find a hottie mchottie on the internet PLEASE make sure you take the proper steps.

My advice?

Get their last name and first name and google them! LOL I know it sounds silly and stalkery but if you google someone and NOTHING comes up it's rather fishy. You can also search their name on police sites and see if they have ever been in prison. You'd be surprised how much info you can get about someone only knowing their first and last name.

So you've decided they aren't a rapist or a murder... or at least there are no signs.

So you want to meet them in person.

Go out during the day! Meet somewhere with lots of people and somewhere you are familiar with. Get a feel of who they are and I would suggest ending your date there and scheduling a second date in another public place like a restaurant. I would not suggest going out drinking with a internet person. You don't want to impair your judgement.

If someone tries to pressure you to go to their house or a bar at 12am instead of meeting in a public place during the day that's a sure sign they are a creep and JUST SAY NO! Don't let them pressure you.


Anyway that's all the advice I have on that one... I just want everyone to be safe!

♥ Shawnee

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