My public announcement to Mr. Woods. I have golf balls for you Tiger!!!!
♥ Shawnee
30
Jan 10
Are you ready?!?!?!
For the most annoying video on YouTube?!?!?!?!
Disclaimer: This video may make your ears and eyes bleed, it may crush your soul and all hope for humanity, it may cause cancer and in some rare extreme cases death, and can give you Domoitus. If you experience depression, numbness in your right index finger, or a cold sweat PLEASE stop watching the video!
♥ Shawnee
30
Jan 10
Dictaded Blog
I am going to write an entire blog with Dragon dictator on my iPhone. Let’s see how correct it is…
Right now I am downloading a YouTube video that is really annoying. I hope it doesn’t kill anyone or make their eyes fall out if you would like to be reimbursed after watching please let me know. I will probably lose half of my subscribers after posting this. I’m sorry please don’t judge me. I was bored and this is what happens when I’m bored.
This has gone really well maybe I should be lazy from now on and dictate all of my blogs instead of actually typing them wouldn’t that be awesome? I must be super lazy and lame.
This technology is actually pretty amazing. I mean I never thought that I could be talking to my phone and dictating a blog this is pretty crazy I mean imagine how I would look at Starbucks talking to my phone slowly pronouncing every single word. I would look crazy like when Bluetooth first came out and everybody look like they were talking to themselves and insane.
I am pretty sure that I look insane all the time but this would just add to it.
♥ Shawnee
28
Jan 10
New Video Posted! AT&T Faker
Some fake AT&T person tried to scam me for monies! But I said No! No! Noooo!
♥ Shawnee
25
Jan 10
Dumbest reason to quit Facebook. Ever.
So I saw this thing on Digg and it was Dugg 3,494 times!
Really? Someone is quitting Facebook because of Farmville invites? Seriously? Are they so dumb that they don’t know that with one single click they can block the application and never receive another request?
If someone is going to quit a social network for something that is remedied with one click, good riddance! You are too stupid to be on my internets!
Peace! 
♥ Shawnee
23
Jan 10
Twaiku
I don’t want to see your porn
Stop following me!
Want to write your own Twaiku? The format is 5 syllables in the 1st line, 7 syllables in the 2nd line, and 5 syllables in the 3rd line. Must be under 140 characters. Ready? Set? Go! Comment!
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
22
Jan 10
Toxic Trainwrecks
So a while ago I was chilling on iChat when this girl from High School messaged me. Lets call her… “Methella” yeah… that name is perfect! Anyway me and Methella were chatting it up. It was mostly her complaining that she can barely cover rent and how she can’t even afford shampoo. I would feel sorry for her but I know her back story which we will get into more later. Anyway we got into the subject of weight and she mentioned my good friend who we are going to call… “Awesomellie”
First of all who would say that?! Especially someone with a past of alcoholism and illegal drug use. Really? Methella can judge someone for caring about their figure when they abuse their body with hardcore drugs? Of course Methella can because she has no dignity or morals. The thing about a stupid drug addicts is that they don’t care about anyone but themselves but of course they have an opinion about EVERYONE else! This is why no normal person should bother associating with them.
Now of course I vented to Awesomellie about the comment because it really put me off. I had NEVER said anything about what a slut Methella is, how Methella drinks herself stupid and broke, how Methella uses drugs, and how Methella complains and plays the “poor me” card because she has a disease she does nothing but make worse with her bad habits. Yet she can openly talk shit about me and my friend because we care about what we weigh? (BTW Neither Awesomellie or I are anorexic)
Shawnee’s Definition of “Talking Shit” – saying something that is untrue.
So it gets back to Methella that I told Awesomellie what she said and what does Methella do? She tells everyone that I have been calling her a druggie then texts me saying I’m talking shit about her because I told Awesomellie what she said. Really? We must define “talking shit” differently because I told Awesomellie the truth yet she is lying about me? I never talked to anyone about her aside from Awesomellie because I don’t even have any friends in common with her! Nor did I ever say anything about her drug problem (But I am now! Yeah! Get off your drugs and get a job Can.. er Methella!) So who was really “talking shit” in the first place? Yeah Methella. Guess what? I am still not “talking shit” about her because this is all true! Therefor I am just “talking” right?
After going off on me like some elementary school brat she said that Awesomellie didn’t need a friend like me hurting her. WTF?! Me and Awesomellie are great friends and haven’t really had any bad altercations yet Methella and Awesomellie don’t really speak.
Oh did I mention that I tried to help Methella quit drinking when she said she REALLY wanted to?! I hung out with her instead of going out and partying with my friends and I let her hang out at my house when she couldn’t hang out with any of her alcoholic friends. Only for her to go back to drinking and claim she only did it to try and get a guy in AA?!
Oh! And did I mention that she treated me like shit most of my life and tried to make my life a living hell?! Yet I forgave her for her stupidness in her youth and what did I find out? She didn’t change!!!
So here is my unsolicited advice to you… Do not let useless drug addicts, alcoholics, and potheads infect your life!
There is a difference between someone who does these things recreationally and has a job and is a contributing member of society and someone who is a low life with no job who is addicted to the items above. Stay away from the later at all costs. They are gross.
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
14
Jan 10
Wilderness Park and Pinkberry!!!!
Yesterday I got out of a meeting early at work so I decided to take a (long!)walk to the Hannibal.. er I mean Hopkins Wilderness Park. I brought my camera to practice my picture taking skills. Here are my shots from Flickr…
I know! That’s a ton of pictures!!! I started with 300 and something and worked my way down to 92 lol I really didn’t enjoy my walk home because I was starving! I should have brought a snack! All I had that morning was oatmeal and I was out a good six hours!
The other day I got a really cute USB flash drive that I blogged about in my other blog. It’s Hello Kitty and it’s called the “Fun in Fields” edition so I decided she needed to be photographed in a field!
Want one?! Check out Tech4Blondes for information on how to score one!
Today my buddy Chris treated me to some Pinkberry after work! It was super delicious! I got chocolate swirled with coconut with dark chocolate crisps, almonds, and yogurt drops on top!
Check out that friggin’ sweet reincow! We hung out pretty late and I’ve been photo editing and blogging ever since!
I am super excited about MacWorld coming up! I’m sure the road trip to San Francisco will inspire a bunch of blogs and photos so keep an eye out for that!!! Also if you are going to be at MacWorld and want to do a little meet up let me know! I will be there Saturday!
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
09
Jan 10
Going to make a loser feel special.
There is this loser who talks shit about me because I blog saying that makes me self centered. Well I saw him working the other day and he has a picture of himself on his nametag. The name tags are customizable and he had them make one with his mug on it… I’m self centered? What an asshat! So here is my letter to the asshat
Dear Asshat,
You must be more obsessed with me than I am with my self. You talk about me to people who don’t even care or hardly know me. That’s pathetic. You are not in high school. I know you probably used to be the head cheerleader with your girlish figure but it’s time to move on. Picking on people you hardly know is lame and immature. So how about you grow a pair and man up? Stop being such a bitch who needs to bitch to bitch. Oh and if I am the one full of them selves here why are you the one with a picture of your self on your name tag? Hmmm? Yeah it’s time to revaluate your life. Consider this my favor to you not only am I giving you the attention you crave but I am teaching you a life lesson. Get your nose out of other people’s lives and focus on your own because it needs a lot of help.
Love,
Shawnee
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
06
Jan 10
Florida Is Clinically Insane!
You know what I hate? Florida. So I’ve decided to share with you all exactly why I detest the state.
If it isn’t enough that the state is nearly wiped out by a hurricane every year and everyone just rebuilds their life, the news stories that come out of Florida on top of that?! Either these people are the dumbest people on earth or this is natures way of trying to get rid of them. Or worse… both. Does nature watch the news?
Here are just some highlights from the Florida news in 2009.
1. So I guess a woman was smoking outside her apartment and another woman was not pleased. So picks up a can of Glade aerosol room freshener and sprays the smoking woman’s face. Fire+Aerosol=Not great for any party involved.
2. A 53 year old woman was sitting on the toilette and got a surprise when a 56 year old woman accidently dropped her gun and shot her right on the can!
Click here for the whole story
3. An 8th grade kid was suspended from riding the bus because he passed gas! How can you suspend someone for farting?! That’s like getting fired for have a bladder problem or something.
Click here to read the full story
4. Tiger Woods lives in Florida. Enough said.
5. A woman was at McDonalds and she called 911 three times because they were out of chicken McNuggets and they could not refund her money. A lot of people argue that she may have been in the right because she had already given them her money but any sane person would just settle on something else. If someone really felt the police were needed in this case you can call the police NOT 911! Chicken nuggets are not an emergency! What is really sad is that there was totally a copy cat crime in this one but instead it happened in another awesome state Ohio! A 24 year old woman punched through a drive-thru window because they were out of nuggets. What is WRONG with you people?!
Click here for the 911 story
Click here for Ohio copy cat crime
6. A woman moved out of her boy friends place and returned to get a Pop Tart and her ex would not let her in so she stabbed him. Yes… for a Pop Tart…
Click here for the whole story
7. The face of Shamwow, Vince Shlomi, beat up a hooker that bit him. Of course after paying her a grand or so.
So I am not here to offend anyone who lives in Florida (I know some great people from Florida!) but really guys? Can’t you get your state under control? Or enlist some alligators and bull sharks to help pick off the dumb ones?
Peace!
♥ Shawnee
